So the “motion of the ocean” has nothing to do with it?
“Wrong blowhole, honey.”
My dad has one of those. It’s funniest when you give it to someone and they handle if for a minute, trying to figure out what it’s made out of. Then you tell them.
:eek:
Seriously- it really freaks people out- big squicks.
Two whales swimming over the Marianas Trench. One says “water’s cold”, the other says “deep too”.
This site says the largest penis ever measured was a blue whale’s which measured 8 ft. But whales are huge. If that was on a human it would only be 10cm. There’s a duck with a penis twice it’s size, which would equal a human with a 12 feet schlong.
Ricky Gervais (British comedian, creator of the original “The Office” TV show) had a comedy show called Animals where he made fun of that book for about 10 minutes. He showed a lot of pictures from the book (drawings) on a huge screen and made fun of them. One was dolphins blowhole fucking
Today’s word is: Oosik!
That’s only a walrus though.
ETA: broken link … scroll down some.
Wow, this thread has been around longer than a blue whale’s schlong.
That bull penis walking stick apparently got a little, um, artificial assistance in the stamina department:
I was looking at, " What Is The Best Thread Title You’ve Ever Seen?" by Carzcasm when I saw this thread. I’m reviving it just to say that Ms Hook and I are going to be in Reykjavik next May. We are so going to visit the Icelandic Phallological Museum. When we were in Prague I had to pass up the Medieval Torture Instrument museum because we were on a tour but I draw the line at missing this fine educational opportunity.
My bucket list has been amended.
Does QI get its ideas from SD?
I pray to God they have a gift shop.
Regards,
Shodan
Since this is an old thread and a lot of the links are dead, I bring you huge whale penis.