How can I find them?

I’m looking for some people. I have a problem, and no one else can help. Can I find them?

I hear that there’s A TEAM of highly trained individuals in the Los Angeles underground who might be able to solve my unusual problem. I’ve been told to look for a certain Mr. Lee at a Chinese laundromat, but I don’t know if that’s legit or not. Is it?

A TEAM of the right people would be really helpful right now. Oh, and before I forget… No flying required. (Does that help?)

  • C. Decker

Pssst!

Take the Universal Studios tour. Go to the Battlestar Galactica experience. Third Cylon to the left.

You didn’t hear it from me!

<looks around>

Ummmm

<Slowly backs out of the 80’s>

I pity the fool that gives away the secret location.

Leave it to destiny. When the time’s right, and you need them most, they’ll be there.

That’s the power of Justice!

I just love it when a good plan comes together

They can help as long as you don’t need anybody shot. They’re very good at operating weapons, but for some reason none of the bullets ever seem to hit anything. We’re looking into a possible shipment of defective ammunution.

Also, that van is f-ing amazing. Every week they take it apart and weld all kindsa shit to it and use the wheels to make a catapult and all that jazz, and then next week it’s right back to normal, street legal, cruzin’ right along.

Gotta go, time to break Murdock outta the looney bin.