How can I go to jail?

Factual Questions
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I want to go to jail because I want free food and health care and a place to sleep.
I just don’t want to do anything really bad like hurt people or steal things.
How do I get there?

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  1. Steal underpants.
  2. ???
  3. Jail!
3

By definition, you get to jail by breaking the law.

Further discussion will likely violate the following rule:

4

We have a local guy who has been in jail many times for stealing just women’s socks. Of course it isn’t so much the socks as the breaking and entry plus burglary charges. He’s lucky he hasn’t been shot.

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You may feel differentlly once you get there… so whatever you do, don’t do anything that will get you locked up for a long length of time… Just my opinion. If you like it, then there are numerous ways…

Remember tho… jail is usually crappy. If you really want free everything, I hear prison is the way to go…

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Didn’t you mention in a previous thread that you’re a high school chemistry teacher? Well, if so, have you seen the program Breaking Bad? You could follow Walter White’s lead to fun and profit.

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i think the route 15 bus goes by there. if not take a cab.

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Buying, selling or producing large amounts of controlled narcotic substances should work. Whatever you do, avoid illicit banking procedures, other wildly unethical financial dealings or outright political corruption - you’ll never land in prison that way, kid.

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Legal advice is best suited to IMHO.

Colibri
General Questions Moderator

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Any minor crime should do, really. Just make sure when you get in front of the judge , to be a complete and total ass. Swear and be belligerent. And loud. Maybe spit!

Hope you enjoy your stay, do come back and tell us all about how awesome it all was. We can’t wait to hear all about it!

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Spit on a cop?

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Since this thread

  1. Violates the rule against seeking advice on how to break the law, and

  2. Is either extremely stupid or trolling,

I am closing it.

Colibri
General Questions Moderator