How can you all be so horrible?

AbsaTOOTly!

As a piss-take! :rolleyes:

Do your shoes match the bag?

:eek: No! Don’t listen to her!
There’s already been far too much of taking all the fun out of the Pit . . .

Brother, can you spare 10 c*nts?

What’s your number? We’re soul-mates.

Mom? Is that you?

If we’re all so horrible, why are you still here? Starting more threads in a day than I’ve seen the need to in several years? Asking our advice about a situation most of us by definition have no experience with? What do you really want out of SDMB participation?

Obviously not wardrobe help - unless of course she didn’t get the reference. But it was so offensive, I don’t see how that’s possible.

I didn’t get it.

FYI, Scots don’t write like Bobbie Burns, even if they talk like him. They very well might say “nae” but they’d write “no”.

I didn’t think you would.

no, no, no - don’t go! It’s been really slow around here lately - stay! we can be fooled, I promise! you just need to work it a little more!

And maybe a little more research so that instead of effectively having to imagine Cthulhu as a ballerina, we only have to imagine a rhino or an elephant.

Good day, sir! I said, good day!

I think the thread trophy has just been wrested from Miller grip.

nm; wrong thread

So is she going to answer what is up with the fake accent?

It just comes naturally. I’m so horrible I’m thinking about starting a blog. A singalong blog. And maybe becoming a doctor.

Depends on whether they’re speaking/writing in English or Scots (Lallans).

Tics and Pits or GTFO. Wait… I did that wrong.

Holy crip, she’s a crapple!

Won’t someone help me make a disability/misogyny joke here?

Hello…?