It’s as cold as a witch’s hooters in a brass bra.
Colonel Blake: Better keep the brass monkeys in tonight.
It’s so cold I heard Satan wondered if the Cleveland Indians won the World Series.
It’s so cold where we are, we can keep the window open only part of the way. All the way down into the 60s at night. Brrr.
So cold here in the office with the air condition going that I had to put a jumper on.
It was so cold out getting some wood for the fire and it carried it self in the house.
OOOhhh its forty below and I don’t give a f— cause I got a heater in my truck and im off ot the rodeo …….
So cold my goosebumps have goosebumps, and are honking in protest
It’s so cold I just saw a Canada goose in a down vest.
So cold I dubbed yesterday “Fucking Freezing Friday February First.”
It’s so cold my car tried to follow me inside.
It’s so cold I’ve got snow balls.
It’s so cold my outside digital thermometer reads HOLY SHIT!
It’s so cold my farts froze inside my pants. Don’t laugh.
A storm system has formed off the islands kicking up some hellacious winds here. Didn’t even make it into the 80s today, just the 70s. Brrr.