My mom, when explaining why women don’t have hairy chests explained, “grass doesn’t grow on a playground.”
Mom was more of a slut than I thought, looking back. 
I’m a very hairy guy, and before I proposed marriage to my (now) wife, I felt a need to “warn” her about it, as I’d noticed that the ideal male image in popular culture seems hairless.
I tod her she can think of it as having a teddy bear to sleep with.
Wait.
Guys SHAVE their chest hair, strictly for the aesthetics?
Ew.
Ladies, you want a hairy chest to run your fingers through, the line forms here, to my left, you’ll all get your turn.
The Wife says my sexiness quotient (who knew?) went through the roof when I started going salt and pepper on my chest.
I’m glad no one caught this before I did. Should be:
I don’t mind some hair on my men.
Meh. If that were the answer then no one would like nipples on men either. I could never figure out when I started reading comics in the 70s why the men didn’t have nipples.
Guys who shave their armpits mystify me.
Guys who don’t mystify me. I almost never wear clothes that would expose whether or not I have armpit hair. I still shave my armpits, though, because my anti-perspirant doesn’t work very well if I don’t. Don’t you guys have the same problem?
I can see not understanding shaving, but most guys need to at least trim.
I have a hairless chest (well, except for this one), and I’d like to make it clear that I’m not one of those weiners who shaves their chest hair, I’m, um, one of those weiners who can’t grow chest hair…or something… :o
I rarely seem to remember to wear anti-perspirant but when I do I don’t have any problem coating the appropriate area. I find body parts (at least those below the neck) that are supposed to be hairy but aren’t aesthetically unpleasing, and guys who completely shave their pubes creep me the hell out. Yes, having genitals that look like they belong on an eight year-old is so hot. Ugh.
I am what is known in some exclusive circles as “a bear.” And evidently a damn sexy specimen at that given the amount of attention my ursine build and foliation seems to attract. Very thick from the collarbones to…well, my ankles. And a noteworthy quantity from the nape of my neck to…well, ankles again. Still, I am discernably human. The only maintenance I’ve been known to do is to knock the back hair down to below shirt collar level. I don’t want to look like I have tumbleweeds stuffed in my shirt or anything.
Anyone who’s had the opportunity to stoke my pelt has always approached it for the first time with a sense of what I can only describe as a dysfunctionally compelling curiosity. Kinda like they stripped off my shirt and saw a tattoo or a badger or something. Not that I’m a total sasquatch or anything, it’s just that my arm hair is pretty light, I shave my face very closely, keep my head hair short and I don’t drag my knuckles on the ground when I walk. And while a couple ladies have been very surprised by what they’ve found, I don’t remember getting kicked out of bed ever. In fact, judging from the curious “Hmm…” as they dug their fingers in, they were converting away from any preconceived ideas they had against it.
Traps pheromones, doncha know. Pheromones arouse. That’s all I got to say 'bout that.
Personally, I’m pretty indifferent to chest and body hair. Hairy is good. Not hairy is good. (I think I just really like men’s chests).
However, I did date one fella that was hairless from the waist up, and totally furry from the waist down, just to his ankles.
When he was naked, it looked like he was wearing mohair pants, which was a bit odd.
Also, in Texas, anything that might beat the heat even slightly is a great idea. Go ahead and shave your armpits, SHAKES.
Personally, I realize that people have different tastes for this sort of thing. There are some people who have an affinity for back hair too, so you arbitrarily drawing the line there would make some people really sad.
Me, I like skinny guys with no chest hair. It’s not fun to lick things that are excessively hairy. Just sayin’
Well, it seems that you have the level of hairiness that I always wanted! I envy you!
DROOL… Yummy!!!
I think men shaving/waxing their chests is completely ridiculous. I am so sick of this hairless fad, for both men and women.
You’re just lucky I had to go to work when I noticed it earlier today. 
(Mohair pants, alice? That sounds…really weird. He didn’t have cloven hooves, did he?)
heh…I was just thinking, “Satyr?”
It was super weird. Fortunately, we didn’t date for very long. As to his feet, they appeared to be normal. No tail, either.
GOATSE…Nah.
What’s Goatse got to do with this? :eek:
I’m not yet 20 and I have a crucifix pattern and a happy trail, as well as a pretty sizeable portion of leg and arse hair and the thinnest slice of back hair as well.
I was in boot camp with a dude who couldn’t have been older than 24 and earned the nickname “Sweatervest”. Can you guess why?
Actually, from seeing your latest picture of Mr. G, it appears my chest hair is remarkably similar in pattern and thickness. (Really!)
Well, I figured you meant…well…er…you know. Hair on you. You know. On.
Sorry. 