How common is female nipple hair?

Only for a very small teapot. :wink:

For some reason she wondered why I was asking about her breast hairs :confused:. Anyway she said she had one once, which weirded her out, but that it dissapeared by itself. She knew that some women had such hairs, but didn’t believe it was common.
The fight against ignorance goes on.

It’s the access road to the landing strip.

I disagree. It was, until recently, as you know exactly the opposite. “Little girls,” anyone? I remember a long thread on this, oddly enough in GQ. In fact, in terms of numbers of women who swing this way or the other, crotch-hairwise, I don’t believe Brazilian waxes or very short waxes are all that common at all in the West.

Plus, “fetish” is more or less a specific term, and is rarely the case. YMMV.

Believe it or not, it’s possible for two mutually exclusive fetishes to be very common.

<thinking of examples using self as subject…>

Well, tip me over. . .

Yep, there’s no way I’d know, unless they told me, and they didn’t. I imagine the hairs are more of a problem as one ages. But my first girlfriend, she had them and they were quite long – maybe ¾" – and she was 16.

Real women are something else, huh. You may also run into skin flaps, not-so-clean or yeasty smells, the odd pimple, non-stop queefing, or, while idly nosing around down there, a surprising tiny rivulet of light-colored blood heralding the onset of a period. It’s been known to happen.

It’s a good thing when the number of people who want to handle this site’s mission statement of fighting ignorance vastly outnumbers the number of people here to point and laugh at said ignorance.

I boggle at the number of people who seem to actually think the OP didn’t know that porn is not representative of the population at large. He was obviously just explaining why he’d never seen it before. The fact that he was asking the question was evidence enough that he didn’t think porn was accurate. Duh!

It may be obvious to people like you and me, but the OP is a very straight-laced thinker. It is technically against the rules (even if it’s never really enforced*) for there to be teasing before the question is answered, and, of course, if you’re only interested in the answer, there’s no reason to read past it and find the teasing. If everyone were as rational as the OP, he would never see the teasing.

*There are mod notes, of course, but that’s as far as it ever goes, even though the behavior continues. It seems like the Pit rules in that enforcement is lackluster because no one really cares. Well, no one who sticks around on the board, that is.

Yeah, T, but what about nipple hair?

I have about 30 long, dark hairs around each areola. I pluck them.

(bolding mine)

What, pray tell, is “non-stop queefing”? :confused:

Female nipple hair is often removed by slightly warming a Marshmallow Peep and pressing it up against the areola, allowing it to harden over a period of 3-4 days, and then tugging off. Special peep-fitted bras are available to wear during the “gestation” period.

I assume the ‘tugging off’ is done with one’s teeth, correct? :wink:

Or, should that be lips?

Vaginal farts during intercourse.

Wiktionary tells me it is an old word, a combination of “quif,” a Scottish word for “cunt” (it shows up in Ulysses, set in 1904, where a character is spoken of in contempt as “there he goes, airing his quif”) and, who knew, a nautical term “queef,” meaning “a blast of air.”

Ignorance fought! Thanks! :wink:

No prob. I look forward to the thread: “How common is queefing?” I’m not going to start it. After you…

I dare ya.

I knew a woman who was a solid 7, but her constant queefing dropped her to a 4.5.

It’s not only the female anatomy thats involved. It’s also…ahh fuck it. See the general index to GQ.