Sure, but would you want your daughter to marry a potato?
Can he even count to potato?
Maybe he gets turned on by the smell of potatoes. That still doesn’t explain exactly how he does the deed, though.
I go to NASCAR races and have a rebel flag bummer sticker. What do you think?
Potato + 1!
Beets me.
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Sure, but would you want your daughter to marry a potato?
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Boy, there are so many ways I could go with that. 
I just remembered a story from my younger days.
Bob and I hung out at the beach all the time. He had all the babes and I had nothing.
So one day this conversation happened.
Bill: Bob, just HOW do you get all these babes?
Bob: Easy Bill, you get yourself a nice speedo.
Bill: I dunno, I’d feel pretty self conscious in a speedo.
Bob: Yeah, it takes some getting used to but trust me it works.
Bill: Okay, I’ll give it a try. But you know , you still seem to be better off than any other guys in a speedo.
Bob: Yeah, that’s my special secret.
Bill: What’s that?
Bob: A potato.
Bill: A potato?!
Bob: Yes, a potato. You put it in the speedo. Drives the girls wild. Now, don’t get TOO carried away. Any decent sized one will do.
Bill: Well, I’'ll be damned. I’ll give anything a try at this point.
So, a few weeks pass and I get used to wearing a speedo at the beach. Things improve slightly but still not much luck. The 4th of July weekend comes up and now is my big chance. I agree to meet Bob at the beach that Saturday. On the way I swing by the grocery store and pick up a nice russet.
Walking down the beach to Bob’s standard spot I get lots of attention. Maybe too much. Is the russet too big? Is the speedo a bit too colorful and over the top?
Something just doesn’t seem right!
I finally walk up to Bob and he spits his coke out.
Bob: Bill, the potato goes in the FRONT!
:smack:
opps double potato post
In one of the later Hitchhiker’s books, Arthur Dent has been stuck alone on a planet so long that his yearning for sex and his yearning for potatoes have become confused. Forget which one.
We’d ask, but he cannot speak above a 2 or 3 year old level.
File under the unknown, I suppose.
I guess if he gets into S&M he’ll want whipped potatoes.
Big Bill Broonzy sings this old song.
No offense, but do you even want to know?
I guess you’re going to have to hide in the closet. The Dope will not rest until the potato mystery is solved.
Root vegetable.
Certainly no offense taken, it was just the damn weirdest thing. We’re still stumped.
Jeez I was raised in Idaho, and I don’t know what he’s up to. If we’re talkin’ sheep, now, that’s a different story…
A Texas Monthly article on the state penal (heh) system named avocados as the masturbatory fruit of choice. But the prisoners were screwing them, not shoving them up their butts … or so they said.