Bottled water.
It’d leave you all sticky in awkward places.
Don’t ask me how I know this.
You didn’t lick it off afterwards?
I have to confess, I have for years wanted to buy Alex Chiu’s eternal life device
I dunno why, it just amuses me.
I believe that is a toy spin art machine and that the logo/legend is fake.
ETA: oops. No, it looks to be real, but a gag gift.
I seem to recall an old thread here wherin a poster related joking with the cashier about the “BE KIND - REWIND” labels they found affixed to DVDs at Blockbuster, who argued that DVDs could and should be rewound. (“You know the ‘back-arrows’ button on the remote? That rewinds it.”)
I guess it was pruned, I can’t find it.
My landlord when I was in grad school sold therapeutic magnet insoles for a while. He also had a clothes dryer that had a door that didn’t want to stay shut, so the dryer would stop every few minutes. Putting a magnetic insole on the dryer door fixed that problem. I wished I had some in my last apartment, where I had a very full freezer that didn’t seem to want to stay closed. They work great, but for some reason they’re not marketed for what they’re really good for…
I disagree.
And it’s a good thing, since one of the chemicals they claim as an active ingredient is the carcinogenic compound potassium dichromate.
Actually, I myself also use the Crystal Stick product, as seen here. My mom actually bought it for me one day years ago when I developed an itchy reaction to antiperspirants/deodorants. It doesn’t stop me from sweating, but it does stop me from smelling.
The only stuff I’ve found so far that I can wear is the Crystal Stick and the Arm & Hammer brand of antiperspirant/deodorant, as long as it’s unscented. I think whatever they use in the industry to scent the products is what gave me the rash situation.
I’ve used one of those. I’ll say that I felt a little sore the day after using it. However, I only weighed about 95lbs to begin with so there wasn’t much between the ab-thingy and the muscles.
I’d say it’s possible for it to work for toning if you’re already stick-thin (and really don’t need the toning anyway), but not if you have a layer of fat.
I didn’t pay for it.
Sure, your dog won’t even notice the difference!
How the heck does one use it? I’ve seen the ads plenty of times over the last 10+ years, but can’t figure it out. And anyone who thinks that 4 minutes of exercise will be enough for a cardio workout probably ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
And just why haven’t a group of us come up with something like this and made a fortune? Yes, people are stupid. But why haven’t we profited from it?
Yeesh. Save some money, get one of those plastic bull scrota, and hang it below the beast’s tail. I recommend the small size if realism is what you’re after. 
Smithsonian advertises it too.
Here’s a pic of the machine
I have to admit I’d LOVE to try one just to see what happens in those four minutes. However, if it really worked then doctors would be raving and somebody would have figured a way to produce it for $1000.
My mom’s boss did that for his dog. It was more for the owner’s benefit than the dog’s. Even his vet thought he was weird.
Totally agree! I have said many times: Americans have too damn much money. I don’t object to it, I just want to cash in on it.
Heh. I see what you did there. That’s clever.
Only his ball dresser knows for sure.