First off, Halloween is not a holiday, it never was a holiday, and it’s ingenuous to call it a holiday. I’m fairly adamant about this…not nearly as much as my views on, say, libertarianism, or the gross overuse of that one goddam line from The Princess Bride, but it’s up there. From where I stand, there are two requirements for something to be considered a holiday:
- (important) It’s legally recognized.
- (really, really important) I get the day off.
[Note: I am a state employee, so I never have to work during a holiday. Obviously if you’re self-employed or work for a…blech…corporation, your criteria is going to differ somewhat.]
Any day of “observance” that does not meet these requirements is just that, an observance. Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Arbor Day, April Fool’s Day, Black Friday, International Talk Like a Pirate Day, what have you. There’s no official standing to any of these, and you can follow or ignore them as you see fit. Heck, you can even make up your own for whatever silly reason you want and attach whatever “traditional” activity to it you like. (So far the only thing I’ve ever actually seen for Star Wars Day were a few deals Apple sent to my IPad.)
So what is Halloween? Well, it’s a day where (primarily) children put on gaudy costumes and go from door to door asking for candy. And…that’s more or less it. Oh, sure, there’s some religious jiggabaheezah hidden in the day’s murky history, and yeah, it’s nice to give kids a day where they can wear whatever they want and not get crap for it, and also teach them that if they show respect for others and follow procedures, they’ll be rewarded for it. Far worse traditions to foist on our youth, I assure you. But at the end of the day, it’s just a day, and not even a full one, at that.
So you can understand my amazement when I saw the Halloween shop…
…oh, yeah, now we have Halloween shops…not costume shops, not novelty shops, not party shops (although they get in on it too, of course)…shops devoted to this one day, which show up really early (it was September 30 this year), and immediately after vanish. JUST LIKE THAT.
…open in my local mall on September 30. And I’m not talking some little kiosk or hole in the wall, this was fully stocked. Every costume, prop, bit of candy, and decoration you might possibly need for this one day.
And it’s not just the usual outlets who get in on it. There are Halloween decorations in the jewelry stores. And Macy’s. And the food court. And the arcade. Heck, the local used bookstore had decorations wall-to-wall. And why let a good costume just sit around all weekend? The clerks for a jewelry store certainly didn’t. (They weren’t even dressed as duchesses or pirates or some other occupation associated with jewelry.)
Did I mention my IPad games? Piano Tiles 2 and Temple Run 2 uncorked their Halloween-themed levels the first week of October. Subway Surf, of course, brought back their Transylvania stage from last year.
How did it reach this point? My first guess was that it was some sort of gradual assimilation into the insanely bloated, sprawling nightmare the “Christmas” season has become, but other than that one movie, I haven’t seen any connection. Macy’s and Sears have their plastic Christmas trees out already, and they look like any other plastic Christmas trees. Nor could I see a connection with any other Fall tradition, LEAST of all Thanksgiving.