Chicken pox, axe, my sister’s fingernails, some guy’s tooth, toy fire engine (my favourite, it goes in eight different directions due to my mother’s frantic attempts to get my thumb out), kitchen knife, broken beer bottle, I have no idea, can of Spam, doing knife tricks while drunk, my cat, my dog, a tricycle versus skipping rope handle collision, file, punching bag, cigarette, cowboy boot.
That’s off the top of my head, I’d have to get naked and look myself over to come up with more and let’s face it, nobody wants that.
Every middle nuckle and a big one on the beginning of the big finger on my right hand - I got from putting my fist through a car windscreen (the car was in the process of knocking me over at the time)
left-hand little finger, shaped like a shoe - I got whilst playing a game which involved trying to cause a step-ladder to fall over (the step-ladder was on the other side of a double glazed window at the time). A surprisingly small amount of force was required to break the window.
Left-hand, shaped like a crater - A ‘school coleague’ decided it would be a spiffing idea to stick a biro in my hand.
Knees. general mish-mash blend of scars - caused by being young and careless.