“Did you shave your genitals to make them look even better? Because, ring a ding ding!”
Thank you so much for this awesome thread.
There is NO WAY you can bring this up without being awkward and inappropriate.
Stop creeping on random guys at the gym and go play on Grindr like a sensible gay man.
Shave yours and next time you’re in the shower together face him, shake your junk and say,
“You inspired me.”
Or the old favorite:
“May I push your stool in for you”
Shave yours and next time you’re in the shower together face him, shake your junk and say,
“You inspired me.”
Or the old favorite:
“May I push your stool in for you”
Shave yours and next time you’re in the shower together face him, shake your junk and say,
“You inspired me.”
Or the old favorite:
“May I push your stool in for you”
Well, he’s already seen a grown man naked! 
The next question should be, “Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”
IMHO there is nothing you can do to bring up a shaved pube area with someone you don’t know, especially if you are waiting for some time to pass while awaiting responses from The Dope.
If you are gay maybe the best way to find out why to find out why the guy went Kojak style is to befriend the wife/girlfriend. Get in nice with her and ask how/what the difference is.
I don’t know why we need the rated PG version, is there an R rated version that would add more info to work with?
Yes that’s the ticket
Isn’t it obvious? He shaved his balls because he just watched Austin Powers.
Does it not surprise anybody that the OP hasn’t returned?
Gotta love these holiday trolls :rolleyes:
No no no a thousand times no. You never look at another guy’s genitals. That is why the Urinal Code was developed and one never ever stands next to another guy while peeing (exception, horse trough urinals in stadiums).
While posters like this are very often one-post wonders, I gotta say that as a pediatrician I am surprised by how common it has become for male teens to shave now. And I assume young adults as well.
But yes the code is that men do not look, or at least admit to looking and comment on, another man’s genitalia in the locker room. Public pubics are ignored from middle school on.
I had a thread in Feb 2013 about genital shaving among women. Apparently, it’s very common.
Here’s some numbers. That survey has 82% of gay men and 66% of hetero men have removed their pubic hair at least once before. From the few conversations I’ve had about it with my guy friends, that seems about right. It’s pretty common. I’m 39 and my friends are in the same age range -5 to +10 years.
That’ll keep the squirrels away from your nuts. Meanwhile, back at the gym…
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Sure. The OP must think he and his wife just Rent that kid. :smack:
Or maybe it isn’t a kid. Maybe its really a Dwarf who scouts out local gyms for them for a potential fourth.
While the guy and his wife chat with the receptionist, the Dwarf scurries around under the benches of locker rooms that smell like soap-scum, unwashed sweats, and feet… just for peeks to see who has shaved that week.
New Years Resolution: find a way to lose weight that Doesn’t involve throwing up.
For training purposes: The Urinal Game
I’m totally shocked by this post. Floored.
The Jacksonville Jaguars are 3-12. They have FANS?? OMG.
ETA: I like for the SO to have hair. I prefer a little trimming so it’s shorter, but I was never into men with bald genitals. Ain’t manly, IMHO.
Hey, you shave 'em like you see 'em.
(For all we know, the Jaguars do too.)
This.
And this. It’s a gym, not a bathhouse. Unless you have the idea that he is gay and interested, it’s not appropriate to be commenting on his private parts. Most people are embarrassed enough in the locker room without engaging in a discussion about the nuances of their genitalia.
Just a little advice: When discussing men, never use the words shorter and genitals in the same sentence. 