You could always try a cream hair removal product, but read this review first:
[A Warning From Across the Pond](http://www.amazon.com/review/R2QP56S5P2DEGA/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2QP56S5P2DEGA)
(one of the funniest things on the Internet)
:eek: How about “Is this seat taken?”
It’s against the rules to call posters trolls outside of the Pit, so avoid doing it again, please.
Ask him out for a beer to watch the Jaguars game, keep feeding him drinks, once he’s warmed up ask him why his pubes are shaved.
Or better yet, become his wife’s gay best friend and ask her.
I’d say a majority of men are way too insecure to candidly and openly admire each other’s sexual organs in the rare situation where they’re on display. No, it doesn’t automatically make you gay to admire someone’s attractiveness in that department, but since men tend to be insecure about sexuality in general, I can see open acknowledgment as a problem. (It’s a coin toss as to whether a given woman is sufficiently secure about herself to enable her to openly admire a given body part of another.)
The post was **far too long **given the ultimate topic, however, so perhaps some introspection is in order. 
First of all, straight men are generally naked around each other in situations where their penises are flaccid. The aesthetics of the penis are typically associated with an erect one. So even if men were comfortable enough to admire and compliment another man’s penis, the potenial situations that would present such an opportunity are pretty much non-existent. IMO.
Aw, if I had talked to a guy a few times and we were working out showering and dressing I’d have to ask, I don’t think I could ask it without cracking up but I’d love to hear why guys do it, crap, I hate shaving my face twice a week…if he ain’t man enough to take the question w/o offense to hell with him and his little boy pubic fantasies…
like my women hairy too
I have talked to a long time gay friend about his shaved pubes - (no I didn’t see them - we were talking on the phone)
Can’t remember how the topic came up, but it was my wife that told me about it.
If you are on speaking terms - I can imagine cracking a joke about it -
“Do they get itchy when the hair grows back?”
“Did your wife ask you or did you surprise her?”
“What shaving cream did you use?” (I use a menthol scented on my face - but would be scared of it burning on my junk)