How do I ban smart-assed individuals who post in my general questions?

I’ve found that the best way not to get stupid answers is not to ask stupid questions. It doesn’t always work of course, because you can get a lot of stupid answers for some very smart questions, but a stupid question will invariably elicit a stupid answer.

I’m suprised that someone can be a member here for 17 years and

1.) not know the inherently snarky nature of the place

2.) not know that you can’t ban people from posting in your threads.

Ahhh, the old “all y’all who disagree with me are wrong” approach.

I don’t think excavating’s reply was condescending or presumptuous at all, and that you were being needlessly harsh. I believe he was genuinely trying to be helpful and that you took it the wrong way. I am genuinely surprised that you don’t see that. You were being needlessly thin-skinned in your responses to him and I am baffled at to why you felt the need to create this thread.

I can’t remember; in which grade did they teach restraint and emotional maturity?

You seem more upset than surprised.

If it was so obvious, why didn’t you mention it in the OP and say that you’re looking for a better solution? We don’t know what you know. I’ve seen plenty of threads where the “obvious” solution is mentioned and the OP responds that they didn’t think of that, or they forgot that option.

Huh. I thought it was a reasonable response, honestly. And it’s what I do, in documents I have created with Adobe Acrobat. I just make a point of remembering how many pages the intro is.

Yeah, it’s kind of like “Try turning it off and back on” or “Are you sure it’s plugged in?” as the first answer to an IT problem.

This.

Many of Cecil’s responses contained a smart-ass comment in the very first sentence. Is it wrong for Dopers to do the same?

If I have to deal with everyone else, then everyone else will have to deal with me.

I am through people - there is no reasoning with any of you. There are only a rare few people here that can or will help me. The straightdope is not a message board dedicated to fighting ignorance. It is a message board that harbors it.

Peace!

And the flouncing is complete.

An IT support professional who hasn’t heard of renumbering PDFs, which was even discussed in the thread.

You must be a riot at parties.

You mad, bro’?

You are correct. I have never heard of using Microsoft Edge to renumber a PDF.

You have to read his posts in a haughty Stewie Griffin voice. Very entertaining!

Somehow I ended up reading most of the thread with alternating English, French and German accents; that worked quite well for me.

Next, try mixing them all together.

Paraphrasing Raylan Givens: when you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day you… maybe should reassess things. Good luck.

I had Comic Book Guy, but I can see that.