Get your car onto MTV’s “Pimp My Ride” and have them install injection molding equipment in your trunk. When she leaves her ring unattended, hustle out to your parking space and extrude 201 Bakelite copies. Give one to the jeweler as a sizing guide, and hand out the rest as favors at the reception.
Or, when she leaves the ring unattended, grab it and stick it into a jar of herring snacks. Have your cat eat the herring and consume the ring in the process. Keep a close eye out, and as the ring emerges a day or two or later, carefully measure the cat’s anus.
Yes, I was going to say. Either fantastic and uncharacteristic self restraint from the board, or “ring” doesn’t quite have the double entendre potential that it does over here.
strangely, if you can find out her shoe size you will have a base size for a ring if you use u.s. sizes.
example… see the post above where we have size 10 shoe, size 8 ring. with this info i’m figuring the poster has fingers on the thinish side. so you would find out shoe size, look at hands, or play with hands. knuckle to finger muscle ration should give you an idea if the ring size is a bit bigger or smaller than shoe.
i wear a 7 shoe, depending on what finger i have the ring on i can go from 5 pinkie, 6.5-7, next three fingers, and 8 on thumb.
I am a 53-year-old female who has never had a ring size discussion with another female. If a woman asked me what size ring I wore, I would assume either she or someone she knew wanted to buy me jewelry.
Ah, but I saw in the store the other day little-bitty cans of Play-doh intended to be handed out as Halloween favors. One would readily fit in a pocket and still has the plastic lid to keep the impression from getting squished.
Yeah, but play-doh is inherently elastic and quite soft - not only will it bounce back a bit, losing the detail of the impression, it may not keep a very accurate-sized impression of the object pressed into it.
Hasn’t Ivory soap been used to make impressions? You might do a test run first. And you could take just a small piece of the bar. If you are caught with it, tell her you have taken up the hobby of carving little animals. Then whittle it quickly away and telling you’re not very good yet.
Or better yet, get a sheet of wax from the dentist’s office. Just be sure that it is warm and pliable when you go to do the impression.
