How do I delete my acount?

That is some very odd thinking.

Here’s your problem. You turned it up to eleven.

You really really for realsies real didn’t have to. You could have simply not come back to this message board you want to quit.

Actually I am.

Step 1. Get another, of age, consenting adult.

Step 2. Take yous pants off.

Step 3. Profit!

sorry, was having a crap day.

Why?

And forgive me but I actually feel a bit reassured by this.

ahaha