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I’m missing something here. Is it me?
You stop posting.
Squirt mustard into your USB ports until the computer goes dark.
Bye! You’re done! If you never post here again, you can thank me for cancelling your account. But how will you?
You can’t.
You’re trapped forever. FORRREEEVVVVEEEERRR!!!
Now, now! Don’t discourage mayaonfiya222. He might come back!
There is no way to cancel your account. No joke. Accounts are only deleted here for spammers and socks, at the moderators’ discretion.
Just stop posting, if that’s what you want to do.
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Reported.
It’s against the rules to request for your account to be canceled. The penalty is that your account will be canceled.
Why should you wish to?
Just stop posting here. You’ll be soon forgotten. Nobody is going to dig up your posts and embarrass you. We promise.
FYI – Here is a link to the thread that seems to have precipitated this request: My neighbor threw tuna fish in my recycling can - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board
No need to now that we have the photos the drones took.
Wow - I’ve heard of trolling for tuna - but never trolling with tuna - much less out of a can -
I’ve reported several of this friendly persons posts - this one alone is enough to get a warning.
mayaonfiya222 - keep up what you’re doing in that thread - you’ll get banned soon enough.
Don’t give up on this board so fast. You got honest answers to your question. Just because it wasn’t what you wanted to hear doesn’t mean the posters are dumb (your word), in fact it’s quite the opposite. People on this board can immediately tell when they’re being played.
You can learn a lot here, you should stick around for a while.
What you need to do is ramp up to a spectacular flame-out. Do whatever it takes to make this happen!
Why don’t you just stop posting?
You can check in, but you can never leave.
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