How do I dress like a Silverlake hipster? Need answer fast!

“You will be playing Silverlake Hipsters hanging out in a coffee shop. Dress accordingly, but please stay away from white, black or anything with a logo. The designer likes patterns and color.”

Naturally, I’m a middle-aged man with a conservative wardrobe. Your help is appreciated.

Google “hipster” and click images.

This is a good start.