what the title asks, how do I go about finding a sugar daddy? I am 25/F and in the sticks of KY.
Have you tried Craigslist? I’m not sure if it would go in the Personals ads or the Services ads. Maybe both. Be sure to include pictures.
Let us know how this works out, please.
Try the corner store. They’re usually near the Sugar Babies.
What does a Kentucky Sugar Daddy look like, anyway? Someone whose pickup is only up on cinder blocks half the time?
This is not going to go well.
I never would have guessed that this is her (more likely a his) first post!!
Here’s a CNN article that may contain some useful pointers.
If you’re in eastern Kentucky, just hang out in downtown Harlan or Paintsville. You’ll have to beat the sugar daddies off with a stick, or maybe a more formidable implement.
What attributes do you bring to the table that a sugar daddy might find attractive?
Honey, you gotta advertise the goods, if you want to do business.
Photos please!
Hilarious.
Could you be more specific about your location? Sticks of Kentucky doesn’t really narrow it down much.
Surely there has to be a website that deals specifically with this issue.
This story contains a link to the obvious website, sugardaddy.com and the slightly less obvious seekingarrangement.com.
And there is no way I am clicking on either of these at work.
You’re out of luck. I’ve lived in Kentucky. You are over the hill.
I kind of want a sugar daddy, too. I mean, don’t we all?
Hell, I’m a straight married dude, and I want a sugar daddy too!
Here you go:
Purveyors of the Edgeless Brownie, as seen on Ellen!
If you post a picture of your chest it would help.
For me, anyway.
She’s not coming back is she?
Are we sure KY meant Kentucky?
Yeah, I had a good friend from Kentucky and he used to say all the time, “If she’s older than 14 then she’s just a saggy-tittied old bitch.”