Okay, I’ve been talking to my gang of wimmins and we’ve come up with all of these great plots and schemes. Most of them involve traveling to exotic foreign locations and require new wardrobes and lots of fancy-schmancy equipment.
Problem: We are all broke.
Possible Solution #1: We work 3 jobs each, save diligently, then go on our plots and schemes. We have rejected this, because after working 3 jobs who has the energy for wacky hijinks? Plus, we are lazy except when it comes to evil plotting and scheming.
That leaves us with Possible Solution #2: Sugar Daddies. In the words of my evil twin from Tennessee:
We need to know where to find guys with money to
finance our exploits! We need non-demanding-yet-doting guys to bankroll our evil shemes and endeavors
Anyone know a few guys like this? Or where to find them? Would a bank be a good place to hang out? How much care and feeding does a Sugar Daddy require? If we find one rich enough, would it be okay for us to share? Is it okay to have more than one Sugar Daddy, and if so, is it okay to make them jealous of each other in hopes of getting more loot? What about a Sugar Momma? Do they exist?
Thank you for your help.