How do I get rid of my squirrel problem?

[Rysdad]

@pkbites

Then you don’t really have a problem yet. An annoyance maybe, but not a problem.

They’re cute until they eat a hole into your house and get in your attic, basement, or into the walls where they eat wiring, rip up insulation, shit, f*ck, reproduce, die, rot, stink, and generally make the biggest God damn mess you ever saw.

THEN you’ll be back here asking how you can get your hands on a bazooka as you’d rather blow your house up than share it with them sonsabitches! Trust me, I’ve been there!

Abso-frickin-lutely correct.

Cuteness ends where home consumption begins.

Try laying in bed listening to a rodent gnaw your eaves. Or the pitter patter of little paws back and forth, back and forth, above your head, back and forth, back and forth, BACK AND FORTH, GAAAAAAAA!!!

DIE! DIE! DIE NOW!! ARRGGHHH! DIE! DIE! DIE!! DYEEEEEEEEE!!!

: pant, pant, pant ::

Squirrels. God, I hate 'em.

[slaphead]

@Zsofia

I like the little guys! I just don’t like them all up in my vegetable garden

Clearly these are not Evil Nazi Squirrels.

Yet…

[Sage_Rat]

What about something like these?

[Zsofia]

Well, that’s actually kind of what I have going with the raised bed thing, but the thing is I need tall trellises for my beans and cucumbers and tomatoes and melons, and trying to rig netting (not plastic - things would cook!) over them is driving me nuts. It keeps on being too small.