I’ve been told before. But I forgotted.
Get an IRC client, such as mIRC. Connect to an Undernet server, and then join the #straightdope channel.
Hurry, we are in there talking about you RIGHT NOW.
Or just go to Undernet.org and join the chat and type in /join #straightdope.
Or you could have just remembered it the first time you were told! :rolleyes:
…And there’s not a soul in there.
There are 22 people in here right now. Make sure you connected to an Undernet server, and typed the channel name right. “#straightdope”
And we’re still talking about you!
I may have to post the log, I don’t know if he’s gonna make it.
I just think it’s cool that a thread about #straightdope is in GQ. 
http://www.undernet.org/webchat.php
Fill in your information. Pick any old channel in the list, you will be leaving straight after.
You get a pop up saying “do you want to install blahdiblah”, say yes.
When you have the chat window in front of you, write this:
/join #straightdope
We will be there with open arms and explain all about how to connect with a client.
For the record, I don’t believe a word of what Berkut is saying about you!