How do I know? I'm Stoned!

Bored on the wing of Peeka-Doo, Hey, I had a brainwave today, what about us insuring each other and then trying to, no, that’s not right. Anyway, I am sure you are very busy, but to your question, I only have one answer, No, No No! I do NOT think that Man came from a three-headed bird,
Sarahs’. why is that ghost of yours typing this, I didn’t say any
boring, boring! It is I, the ghost of Lord Olivier, Not that, Olivier Guinness, no that is Alex,
Sarahs’, stop this madness, you…
Blaggard! Just because thou living still, thy no need to make fun of us dead!
Sarahs@ Stop thisssssssssssssssss now! FECKING DELETE IT!
Laurence Oliver, I meant, I, the great Shakesperian Actor, I…
Give me the mike!
Villan, I have marked ye cards! Beautiful Sarahs’, That WAS Just BEAUTIFUL! Farewell!
He’s gone, damn it’s typing all I saw, yes, neat, but switch it off please, and don’t hide this posting on some mate’s website and then type it out to use on some forum! NOW SWITCH IT OFF!
Hey, WHAT was beautiful? Sarahs’ you said spirit-bestility is illeg, switch that OFF!
Damn!
Back on? It is I, the great actor, thanks’ Sarahs’ sure the old fool Terry is out?
Sarahs’ switch this off, oh your three tongues, who taught you how to make ghosts happy? Can only have it with a wife up there!

Uh, I’ll have what they’re having.

I see… but why do you think ALF is the greatest show ever? You have to back up your claims!

Ride that sexy horse.

Or weither someone is alive or dead?

The ghost of William Wallace

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

How’s the monkey butler?

Looks like this is Mundane and Pointless, sweetie.

Say bye bye to the Cafe, hello to MPSIMS.

Yeah, I remember how it was when I had my first beer…

The address is 15989 W. Tavastland Road.

Small hint…

Take the Thorazine at the recommended dosage and intervals. Works much better that way.

All your three heads are belong to madness.

Stay away from the brown acid…

You have no chance to survive make your time

Unnecessary reference to pie.

Roses are red
violets are blue
I have Dissociative Identity Disorder
and so do I!

I like monkeys.

Mmmmm, monkeys.

Ooonne pill makes you larger aaaaand onepill makes you smaall…

Look out! They’re free associating! Everyone get clear!

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

BOOM!

There, that took care of them.