(New Posts 2:29pm)
Gee, why would anyone need to contact a HOSPITAL???
Why are hospitals such germ pits?
Bizarrest injury, ever
From “New Posts”
Put a face on a Doper you’ve never seen
Am I really short?
Nah, it’s just the face that makes you look that way.
CS:
**Internet perversion blows my mind again…(TMI)
Mr. Wizard and Nipple Extension **
GQ:
**How difficult is the “villian choke”?
Anyone know about typing with one hand? **
Sorry to shill my own thread, but I just noticed this (It was accidental! Honest!) and I’m peeing my pants from laughter:
MPSIMS:
Wanted: Advice For Dressing Down Subordinate On Business Etiquette
Stop licking your butthole! I’m trying to work here!
Now in MPSIMS:
** I need a job, but I’m totally clueless.
You too can write puzzle clues!**
Uhh…
In GQ
**How concerned should a guy be if he can’t find his testicles? (MDMA related.) **
Is helping a relative hide their assets in this manner illegal?
A quadruple, as I live and breathe! 
**How do I love thee? Let me count the Sequential Threads
Am I pregnant
Well you see Mom, there was this one time…
Family Secrets That Ain’t No Surprise **
**How do you say “Dyslexia” in Japanese?
Guinness and mosquitos? **
Um, time to buy a new phrase-book I think…
How serendipitous – I captured this one earlier today and just needed a place to put it . . .
In New Posts:
What would you wear on a date?
What’s wrong with my coffee grinder?
Umm, probably not what the lady had in mind. Also, ow.
Now in MPSIMS:
Simple Skills You Lack
I’m only 1.63% slutty
**One of the more interesting nights I’ve had in a while (long)
Am I pregnant **
(new posts)
Yuck. It’s choir re-audition time tonight
My sister is hearing voices. . .
MPSIMS just now:
So I’m hammered… (locked)
Putting a cork in it.