**Prostituition your stance?
Love where you live? **
But don’t spread the love elsewhere.
**How do people get so fat?
conspiracies and pseudoscience hubbajub **
“The Illuminati made me fat with orgone projectors!”
"Best healthcare in the world," huh?
No big deal, right? She wasn’t your daughter
That’s cold.
**American English has no word for …
Anal Sex **
Um… actually, I can think of several.
Tell Me About Your First Kiss (Y’know, the Elementary School One)
Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!!
It doesn’t work that way. Didn’t you learn that in…
Oh. Nevermind.
**American English has no word for …
Stupidity that deserves a (metaphorical) slap’n **
Oh, I can think of a few…
**Busted: My Daughter Reveals My Family’s Rampant Domestic Abuse
Accused of abuse and neglect
Sequential Threads- short and sweet
Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page)
**
Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)
Anal Sex
Really? Thought it was rated pretty tame these days.
**So, how can you tell if a hypnotist is any good?
Anal Sex **
If he snaps his fingers and you suddenly come to, not remembering anything, but you now find yourself walking in a funny way…
More sci-fi with this theme?
Anal Sex
Tell Me About Your First Kiss…
No big deal, right? She wasn’t your daughter
Roid Rage
Grr … stop posting your Obama hate crap on Facebook!
WalMart covers all your needs…
Ask the criminal mastermind about to take over the world
If anyone knows, they do.
** Snowboarding out west - Recommendations?
Anal Sex **
Paging the Butthole Surfers!
$200,000 free dollars, what are you gonna do?
Anal Sex
Wal-Mart covers all your needs…
Holy crap, I think I’m pregnant!
There seems to be a running theme here…
Getting your kids drunk at home
Anal Sex
I’m not going to Hell.
Phrases you’d think people would know
So, uterus, you have foiled me again! (TMI…obviously)
** American English has no word for …
How Do You Fake Being British?
**
So a kid showed up at school today dressed as Hitler…
Getting your kids drunk at home
**Swear to god, a Verizone guy came through my office saying, “Can you hear me now?”
I started target shooting **
“Can you hear me noBLAM!!”
“Shuddup.”
**Dopers who have had influenza: what’s it like?
Anal Sex **
** How Do You Fake Being British?
Anal Sex
**
I guess that explains the Ministry of Silly Walks.