**More sci-fi with this theme?
This Is It. Do you want to see it? **
“Well, yes, or I wouldn’t have asked!”
**Why are my plum pits exploding?
British Television Series **
“Hey, a rerun of Absolutely Fabulous!”
“Huh?”
“The real traditions of the British Navy are rum, buggery and the lash.” - Winston Churchill
**What is the original “this is your brain on drugs”?
Prince Charles Asked me to get him Tea **
If Chuckie asked me that, I’d assume my brain was on drugs
**How comfortable are you being naked in front of others?
Doper Parents: What’s your kid gonna be for Halloween? **
Traumatised?
Bloods or Crips
How comfortable are you being naked in front of others?
Crip#1: “Don’t be stupid, man! How can we wear our colors naked?”
Crip#2: “Body paint?”
Crip#1: smacks #2 on side of head
Blood:#4: “So…no naked drivebys from you guys.” whew
**It’s official: I am now a gun nut
I started target shooting **
**I’ve never been drunk. You?
I was hit by a drunk driver **
“…and after that I swore I’d never touch a drop.”
** I did it all by myself!
Halloween Poison Candy Myth **
I also started the one about the used needles in the ball pit!
**Anal Sex
Penis Sensitivity
Do College Cheerleaders Not Wear Panties… **
Say, what’s the name of that film, again?
**Old-fashioned names in your culture/country
Anal Sex **
“A common traditional name among my people!”
** Let’s pit Dopers who engage in debate with Starving Artist
Against the Nazis **
Well, if he’s arguing for the Nazis probably they should debate him! Can’t let that slide.
**Show me the (my) money!!
British Money
**
I’ve never been drunk. You?
I did it all by myself!
So, you’re saying somebody else usually gets you drunk?
There’s an even funnier line up in IMHO now
Old-fashioned names in your culture/country
Anal Sex
Penis Sensitivity
Wish Me Luck…DETOX, Baby!
What’s Napa Valley Like in Late Fall/Early Winter?
Wrong place to detox at.
Single ladies, if abortion were made illegal, would you think twice before you had sex?
Does anyone have a headache disorder
Not tonight dear…
** American English has no word for …
Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) **
I thought we had an over-rich vocabulary of those.
**Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)
Presidential Salutes **
It always makes me “exercise the pocket veto” if you get my drift.
Several years back my brother did a stint at this place. He drank again the day he got out. Perhaps you’re on to something… 
It’s Autumn, and that means wonderful swarms of Box Elder Bugs!
I started target shooting
Small targets, don’t you think? Though, I suppose, if you took a shotgun… to a swarm…
What scenes always bring tears to your eyes, for non plot / acting reasons?
This Is It. Do you want to see it?
Well, no. Just the title would be fine.
** On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins
Housewifely Frugality **
Waste Not, Want Not!