Sequential Threads- short and sweet

**On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins

Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!!**

Um…are you sure?

Here’s another good one with the virgins:

**Share your REAL spooky stories
On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins
**

**Blowing air through your urethra
Otherwise smart people who buy “Airborne”…I don’t get it.
**

Airborne! Blow directly through your urethra!!
Airborne! Blow directly through your urethra!!

100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do
Tell me about Diva Cups

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I’ve never been drunk. You?

My tummy hurts. **

Yes, that is sometimes a symptom.

Anal sex
Is this a violation of the spirit of the supermarket express lane?

It depends, do both participants have 15 or fewer items?

When people just don’t get it
What are you… deaf?

Hate where you live?
Would you push the button?

**“Mom” internet ads

Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!! **

WalMart covers all your needs…
God in a Chair in Colonial America

** Otherwise smart people who buy “Airborne”…I don’t get it.

People Who Don’t Know the Difference - What should we, as a society, do with them? **

Let 'em catch colds!

**Fall SDMB Weight Loss Thread

Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!! **

Fall SDMB Weight Gain Thread

Librarians: What are your workplace Pet Peeves?
Penis Sensitivity

Tell me about Diva Cups
Bloods or Crips

How Do You Snap Yourself Out Of
Penis Sensitivity

I have no witty comment to add.

**I’ve never been drunk. You?
Wish Me Luck…DETOX, Baby! **

A simple “yes” would suffice.

More Great Moments in Personal Dumbassery
It’s official: I am now a gun nut

It’s official: I’m afraid of dogs.
It’s official: I am now a gun nut

**My co-worker died

Life

Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!! **

It’s the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiife…

What’s the “Meanest” Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, “For His/Her Own Good”
I pit urethra stuffers