**So, how much energy does it take to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt?
Replacing the power supply on my electronic Furnace Air Cleaner **
**Wish Me Luck…DETOX, Baby!
I’ve never been drunk. You?**
Wow that’s some strong detox work there.
Will we ever make contact with other intelligent life?
Can I shoot E.T.? (Need answer fast)
Der Trihs
Against the Nazis
Share your REAL spooky stories
Nom, nom, nom. I’m breakfasting on leftover seafood!
:eek: Noooooooooooooooo
What to do about a senile cat?
Awful things that you believe should be legal
:eek:
** Ever been caught masturbating?
How comfortable are you being naked in front of others? **
anal sex
I’m just venting
SoCal Dopefest
**On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins **
Sorry had to do it.
**I was hit by a drunk driver
I’ve never been drunk. You? **
I’ve never been drunk. You?
I was hit by a drunk driver
::shakes fist:: Curses! Out-sequentialed!
**What’s a paralegal do exactly?
Blowing air through your urethra **
That was so *not *my guess.
** Grrr!! I hate integrity!!
Strange statements from officials **
Yeah – what happened to good Old Time Graft?
–OR–
** Strange statements from officials
Rep. Virginia Foxx: Health care reform is greater threat than terrorists **
** Rep. Virginia Foxx: Health care reform is greater threat than terrorists
My tummy hurts. **
Would you rather have terrorists?
**I’ve never been drunk. You?
Forklift disaster videos
Wish Me Luck…DETOX, Baby! **
…tells a little story.
They were in reverse order, but they’d be better this way:
I pit urethra stuffers
Against the Nazis
** How far is your daily commute to work?
Do you work from home?
**
Zero
Grrr!! I hate integrity!!
What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person?
From IMHO:
Can I shoot ET? (Need answer fast)
**Will we ever make contact with other intelligent life? **
I guess not.