Sequential Threads- short and sweet

Am I really this pathetic?
More Great Moments in Personal Dumbassery

**Maine and gay marriage - who cares?
Dinosaurs, and non-Christian religions. **

The Buddhist thunder lizard vote is very important in Maine.

And now…they are!

** Is “Pope” the hardest job in the world to get?

I can “pop” my ears at will - unusual? **

It’s not funny in a direct way, but it’s weird having “pop” and “Pope” in quotes in sequential threads.

** What’s the “Meanest” Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, “For His/Her Own Good”
Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin **

Sometimes ya gotta be tough!

**What’s the “Meanest” Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, “For His/Her Own Good”
Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin **

That second one was just begging to be in this thread, this is the best match I’ve seen with it so far …

D’oh! Foiled again!

(Oh well, it’s only fair as yesterday morning I was the one that beat someone else to the punch.)

Ah good, vindicated by finding another one!

**Ask a male nurse

Am I really this pathetic? **

Ummm, I don’t think that’s what the OP had in mind …

What’s the “Meanest” Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, “For His/Her Own Good”
A student at my school was murdered last night.

Wow. That’s pretty mean.

100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do
Help Me Choose a Laptop

I recommend the Porterhouse with port wine reduction, and the iMac.

100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do
Ever Been Caught Masturbating?

Trust me, it’s mayonnaise. :dubious:

** Stopping a runaway Toyota: what’s the problem?
Who Killed The Electric Car?**

**If the US disengages from involvement in middle east affairs what would happen?
Genome sequencing for everybody!
**
Yeah, it would save money but wouldnt you rather pay down the debt?

Ladies, opinions wanted
Is this a violation of the spirit of the supermarket express lane?

How sexist of you. Men do grocery shopping these days too, ya know.

**How long do rubber bands last?
“Collectibles” that are never going to be worth anything **

I don’t see much of a market for antique elastic.

**Another Part of My Childhood is Gone

Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin

My Mom is dead. **

There’s a story in there somewhere.

Since other people switch the order of thread titles:

What’s the “Meanest” Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, “For His/Her Own Good”
09-11-01

I’m sorry the towers had to be brought down Billy, but maybe next time you’ll eat your broccoli.

**Someone is not interested in you, and you keep bothering her. Why?
health insurance question **

If she’d just answer, I’d go away!
**Librarians: What are your workplace Pet Peeves?
Shaving…down there. **

I suppose that would be a bit distracting to other readers.

…is that when you pay for college by selling your body?

How Long Before A Parent Can Tell The Different Baby’s Cries?
Talk me out of my impending panic attack!

Is it hurt?! or just hungry?

**My very first time (probably NSFW or TMI)
No time like the present… **

** Name something you’re happy about

I Passed the NY Bar Exam!!!
I’ve got a kidney stone. Yee-owch! **