Advice on how to control a cat
At what age did you discover masturbating?
No!
EDIT: And then there’s…
**What Did Your Parents Teach You About Masturbation?
Shaving…down there. **
No!
** TV Shows you only like years later
The Six Million Dollar Man **
Must not be long enough for me – I still don’t like it
I’ve got a kidney stone. Yee-owch!
Ask the ER Doctor.
** I need a good dessert idea!
Raw eggs**
That’s not exactly a good idea.
**So, how much energy does it take to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt?
The future of air travel? **
I doubt it.
Sadly, these two are in two different areas of the SMDB, so they will never appear together, but they really should:
Poll: **How much do you pay your babysitter?
Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin**
Name something you’re happy about
"Our Kids!"
I sure hope so.
**Which smiley do you hate the most?
Shaving…down there. **
And I thought the vomit smiley was a bit tacky.
I’ve never been drunk. You?
Ask the ER Doctor
“Yeah, they roll him in with alcohol poisoning practically every other month.”
Do Not Buy From Dell’s Web Site
Der Trihs
It’s OK for the rest of us to though, right?
Your favorite state quarter!
(Live) Possum Removal?
That’s Arkansas, right?
**100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do
(Live) Possum Removal? **
**Advice on how to control a cat
Shaving…down there. **
“Remember, you made me do this!”
“YOWWWL!!!”
Which smiley do you hate the most?
Shaving…down there.
Ah, yes. The sideways smiley.
Shaving…down there.
Ladies: fuzzy faced or not?
**Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin
Has Poppy Day become too dominant? **
If people are paying in heroin, then yes, I’d say poppies have become too dominant.
You are in charge of an Apollo sized budget. What are some of your dream space projects?
Can I shoot ET? (Need answer fast)
No, we want you to do something constructive, not destructive.
I ate roadkill today.
I do not wish to sleep.
Obviously not. If it doesn’t come out of one end, it will come out of the other.
Love is…
Interesting Sites for Bored People
But those sites are all NSFW.
Straight folks: How many gay people are you friends with?
The Dalai Lama…
Wow - is he, you know, out?
**Running. (Without feeling like a nonce.)
100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do
**
Doesn’t matter if you run in the olympics, don’t do it in the kitchen!
Mustaches taboo?
Did Hitler Do ANYTHING Beneficial?