**Mustaches taboo?
Did Hitler Do ANYTHING Beneficial?
**
**Johnny ** beat me to it, but I had to repost to put up this great quote:
With all due apologies…
**Der Trihs
Quit posting stupid crap here
**
** How to screw up a firing
Space Elevator Games **
Johnson, step into this elevator by yourself. I have something to tell you…
**Good Customer Service
My personal health insurance WTF?! **
Bad customer service.
** Name something you’re happy about
Cheerleader who supposedly got dystonia from flu vaccine is “cured” and has a website. **
yay
**What IYHO does “looks gay” correspond to?
The Dalai Lama…
**
** Ridiculous Safewords
Librarians! I need your help! **
**To my goddamned deadbeat uncle
Quit posting stupid crap here
**
At least until you pony up the 14.95!
A student at my school was murdered last night.
Absurd things you’ve seen lately
:eek:
Edit:
What silly thing do you sorta believe in, despite knowing better?
Poll: What Did Your Parents Teach You About Masturbation?
There’s a joke about hairy palms somewhere in this …
Okay, okay. 2 more, and then I’ll stop:
A student at my school was murdered last night.
WOW, CSI was more right than I thought.
(Live) Possum Removal?
Shaving…down there.
**Name something you’re happy about
I broke 12.5 years of sobriety
**
**Egg on your cheeseburger?
Is there really such thing as “decadence”? **
Unless it’s Dodo eggs, it’s a pretty low bar
Bunny Rabbits. Penis Ensues. Newslink
Absurd things you’ve seen lately
Editing to add:
Little things that bother you, and are also INSANE.
Good Customer Service
**Risqué jokes
Bunny Rabbits. Penis Ensues. Newslink **
HA HA HA HA ha!
**Police want to search my home in murder investigation
Death by Fritos Scoops **
I’m innocent! I swear! I don’t even have Fritos in my house!
Dopers afraid of DC
Quit posting stupid crap here
Yeah, knock it off!
Der Trihs
Idiot friend of the family, who has sex with underage girls
I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t resist.
**My tummy hurts.
I ate roadkill today **
Well, what did you expect?
**Good Customer Service
Risqué jokes **
Well, maybe at Hooters.
**What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person?
Shoe Lace Scam **
Well; there’s “terrible”, and then there’s “irritating”.
**To my goddamned deadbeat uncle
Butthurt **
Be fair; you’d have issues too if someone named you that.
Was this a good time to call 911?
My tummy hurts.
No.