**What’s the most you’ve ever eaten in one sitting?
The Dalai Lama… **
You fiend!! :eek:
**Love is…
Getting awoken for sex **
UK Dopers comment, please…
STFU already…
Wow, talk about mood swings.
What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person?
Hey I’m a spammer!
Workplace legalities: listening to private conversations.
What should I do next?
Drill a peephole into the ladies’ room?
**Have any dopers ever been responsible for concert security? How do you control boisterous crowds?
snow
**
Somehow I don’t think that’ll make them less boisterous.
**My tummy hurts
I ate roadkill today**
** A Load of Cobblers
Somebody stole my balls!
**
**How do you tire out your cats?
Poll: Getting awoken for sex
**
O hai! Iz not tierd! I can has secks?
**Somebody stole my balls!
Smartalxs’s antisex views
**
Maybe it was Smartalxs?
Apparently I have bad luck
A student at my school was murdered last night.
And you think you have bad luck?!
Also:
I had a premonition
Detroit again
See, this is exactly how these “psychic readings” work. You make a vague prediction and then if anything at all happens in Detroit, we remember that you “predicted” it.
At last, they line up!
** My personal health insurance WTF?!
Somebody stole my balls! **
What’s a paralegal do exactly?
snow
Are you accusing paralegals of doing cocaine?
**Carbs don’t matter, it’s only the calories
How do people get so fat? **
Name something you’re happy about
Risqué jokes
They always do the trick for me.
Please share your thoughts on this Remembrance Day.
I’ve never been drunk. You?
I don’t think “ability to remember” is what he had in mind.
What is the name of that idiotic medical pseudoscience…
Ask the ER Doctor
I would imagine ER doctors see the ugly aftermath of quite a bit of idiotic medical pseudoscience…
**Absurd things you’ve seen lately
More Hard News From Fox. **
That’s pretty absurd all right.
**What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person?
Canada - what makes Canada great **
“Yeah, they have moose cavalry up there. No, really! They use them to fight off the bear swarms each winter. Oh, you didn’t know? Yeah, up there the bears live in these huge hives…”
**Your possession that has depreciated the most in value.
SS Edmund Fitzgerald**
Well, yes, I guess it has.
Also,
**Somebody stole my balls!
My tummy hurts.**
Are you surprised?
** What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person?
Viruses can now plant child porn on unsuspecting PC’s **
**Fake Marine in full uniform at his High School reunion is found out by classmate & arrested
My brother is joining the Marines. **
** Absurd things you’ve seen lately
A Load of Cobblers **
**More Hard News From Fox.
One of my cats is missing**