Sequential Threads- short and sweet

**Risqué jokes
Dog Lovers: Soldiers and Their Dogs
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My brother is joining the Marines.
Dog Lovers: Soldiers and Their Dogs
Fake Marine in full uniform at his High School reunion is found out by classmate & arrested With pic
Fraudulent Dog Adoption

**Fraudulent Dog Adoption

One of my cats is missing
**

I think the OP of the second thread may wish to contact the OP of the first thread.

Another problem solved on the SMDB!

Great, Now I’m Unemployed.
I ate roadkill today

Dang, dude. You’re supposed to keep, like, six months of expenses in a savings account for stuff like that.

I know this is a sick question but I gotta ask: (Sex with dead people)
Is necrophilia socially condemned in all cultures

Valet Auto Review: Camaro SS
SS Edmund Fitzgerald

OK, I can’t think of a joke, I just think it’s kind of funny that these two were together.

Spot The Shopped Image - Not Easy!
Fake Marine in full uniform at his High School reunion is found out by classmate & arrested With pic

Are there any black goths?
Another “Common Knowledge or Fascinating Anecdotes… that unfortunately aren’t true” Thread

**Ethical to adopt dog under false pretenses then give it away?
100 Chihuahuas in a room
**

** You have ONLY two choices.

Is the “new uncle” being kind of a prick? or what? **

I’ll go with what

** You have ONLY two choices.
Gender and grapefruit **

Hmmmm… Grapefruit, this time.

** Some time travel questions
My Annual Mon-Sun Calender Rant **

** Time for another “I just got laid off” thread.

Great, Now I’m Unemployed. **

Cause and Effect

**So… what are we calling this decade?

Diet Soft Drinks and Dieting**

I don’t think that’s a very good name for it.

**why don’t Latino gangs run covert unlicensed cheap medical practices? or are they actually doing it?
The !Kung of the Kalahari **

Yeah, they don’t dare horn in on !Kung turf.
** “In lieu of flowers, the family requests…”
Colors that you really, violently hate **

That seems rather petty of them.
**FDA may ban caffeinated alcoholic beverages?
Coffee is banned. Your response?
Would humans make good pets? **

“Tonight on the news: Man suffering from caffeine withdrawal due to the recent ban goes mad, begins kidnapping people for use as ‘human pets’.”

**Woo hoo, I’m an uncle!
Some days it’s scary being female **

Or at least… confusing. :dubious:

And then, in IMHO:
**
You have ONLY two choices.
Is the “new uncle” being kind of a prick? or what? **

Poll: Where do you post from? Work or home?
You have ONLY two choices.

Yes, yes, I get it. I’m not stupid, you know.

**Some days it’s scary being female
How would things be diffirent if I was a gorilla? **

Sarah Palin’s book
Sometimes The Onion just nails it

**Dear El Presidente Obama, a minor point of etiquette
Quit posting stupid crap here **

:eek: Obama posts here?

If he does then I have a feeling that the Secret Service will want to have a word with you.

**Poll: Have You Been to Disneyworld?
Would you rather be imprisoned in Gitmo or in a Federal Maximum Security pen? **

Oh, come on, Disney World isn’t *that *bad.

"No, I said M (mmm), not N!"
What have you misheard lately?