**Windows 7 or vista…?
time to get new glasses **
Am I feeding my hamster enough? Too much?
What sort of food stuffs should I donate to the poor?
How about a nice plump hamster?
ANd maybe some eggsters.
Have you seen my pig?
Hi!
Oh, there he is!
**This can’t be legal! (Housing discrimination)
Canada - what makes Canada great **
In Canada there’s no housing discrimination.
**Great Movies Worthy of Respect…
Poll: Opinions on The Lion King (movie) **
IMHO, it’s a great movie worthy of respect.
Please help me find a new murse.
Ask the Nurse who works with Alzheimer’s and Related Dementias
No no, I clearly said murse.
We need [thread=539738]“No, I said M (mmm), not N!”[/thread] in this mix. 
Fighting for the belt
Ask the Intergalactic Gladiator
OK, first question, that’s the heavyweight championship belt, right?
**Absurd things you’ve seen lately
My neighbor keeps getting naked! **
Nobody – perhaps the Orion Belt?
**"In lieu of flowers, the family requests… "
Panda Cam! Live Baby Panda
**
**Ask the Intergalactic Gladiator
The Galaxy Dress **
Don’t you think fighting in drag is a little tacky?
**The Galaxy Dress
Risqué jokes **
They both have a black hole in the center?
**Leonid Showers tonight
Ask the Intergalactic Gladiator **
“Yes, those ARE the pieces of the guy who lost.”
**Panda Cam! Live Baby Panda
Moral Panic Like It’s 1992! **
“This is obviously nothing but an attempt to cater to panda child molesters, who are a threat to the American way of life!”
**Odd Animal News
F@ck You, Penguin! **
:eek:
**Do you usually go to bed alone?
In praise of nurses!!! **
In other words wink wink no.
**Little things you forget ALL THE TIME
dogs wearing clothing…just don’t do it! **
Oh dear… I put the dog in a sweater again, didn’t I?
**You have ONLY two choices.
Poll: Pretentious Ass or Illiterate Oaf - time to choose **
Hurry! You only have seconds left…
**Christmas Gift Exchange 2009
Leonid Showers tonight **
Stella, I couldn’t give you the Moon, so instead, here’s a Leonid Shower.
** Risqué jokes
Let’s merge and be full partners! Oh wait, never mind, you can be my employee**
There’s a risque joke in here, I know it.
Adopting a retired greyhound
How much is that doggie in the window?
Items that you always find for sale in truck stops.
:eek:
"No, I said M (mmm), not N!"
F@ck You, Penguin!
I was threatened by an off-duty cop.
So… you’re a penguin with a speech impediment? :dubious:
**What have you misheard lately?
Time for another “I just got laid off” thread. **
Really? Cool! How was she?
**My neighbor keeps getting naked!
How much is that doggie in the window? **
Hey, just because they like to show off doesn’t mean it’s for sale.
** Why do schools waste so much time teaching pointless stuff?
Question regarding lockpicks and children **
Yeah – give them a practical education!
Something they can use!
Items that you always find for sale in truck stops.
Good Customer Service
Well, that’s nice and all, but customer service is not an item.