Sequential Threads- short and sweet

**Wild Hog Hunting
Do you own a gun? **

“Naw, I hunt 'em with a knife, like a real man!”
Hey, it worked for Rambo in First Blood

**Ask the guy with Locked In Syndrome

Question regarding lockpicks and children
**

My neighbor keeps getting naked!
Little things you forget ALL THE TIME

"In lieu of flowers, the family requests…"
Las Vegas restaurant recommendations

Wow, what a bizarre funeral it must be.

Damn. Beaten to it.

The lamest email scam to date:
Now We Can All Be Hamsters (very useful)

**My neighbor keeps getting naked!
How much is that doggie in the window?
**

** Made to watch graphic anti-abortion film at school ?

What are they teaching my kid in school?
**

** My neighbor keeps getting naked!

Odd thankgiving advertisements **
Depending on the neighbor, I could be thankful for that!

** Magic Cacti!
The Dreadful Cactus Wind **

There were three posts between that I eliminated, but, well, I just had to.

Only Magic cacti can produce a dreadful wind!

**I have a Morton’s Neuroma in my foot
Band Name!
**
Morton and the Neuromas!

**Imponderables
Not sure whether to giggle at the cat or frown at the cop
**

** I met a Pit Bull Terrier today…
**
by HelloKitty

**
How much is that doggie in the window?
**

I had to include the thread starter…

**Band Name!

Magic Cacti! **

From GQ:

** So you’ve damaged or destroyed something worth more than gold.
Disappearing Facebook profile**

Aww, man, how could you? I poured my whole life into that Facebook profile!

** Tips for Surviving This Time of Year?

Don’t walk on the backs of hippos. **

**Little things you forget ALL THE TIME
Don’t walk on the backs of hippos. **

** Risqué jokes
Are clams really happy??? **

nudge, nudge

"They’re…mating…"
Texas’ gay marriage ban may have banned all marriages

** Odd Animal News

I Almost Hit a Deer Tonight and I Want Most of Them Dead Now **