** “They’re…mating…”
Magic Cacti! **
This is one of those things I wouldn’t mind seeing, actually.
** Lest We Forget…
Don’t walk on the backs of hippos. **
** Mega-Anthem by Republicans - Who and What?
“They’re…mating…”
**
What does your username say about you?
Good Customer Service
All Glory to Customer Service!
Ask the Nurse who works with Alzheimer’s and Related Dementias
Little things you forget ALL THE TIME
Things like, your name.
What are they teaching my kid in school?
Finding a good massage therapist
Sounds like that belongs in the “Why do schools waste so much time teaching pointless stuff?” thread.
** “They’re…mating…”
School Discipline Issue **
:eek:
**Recast a classic movie to make it terrible
Star Trek: The old and the New **
Well… there you go.
**Hot Monkey Love Day is November 23
“They’re…mating…” **
“Well, yeah; it’s the 23rd.”
What does your username say about you?
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch–a combination rant and appeal to dress a naked tree
< Crosses “Mr. Grinch” off the list of desirable usernames >
From Great DebatesL
Why do people get so fat?
Breast panels
:eek:
**Sequential Threads- short and sweet
“They’re…mating…” **
“Here tonight on Internet Wild Kingdom, we have rare footage of the mating rituals of the Short, Sweet Sequential Thread; the less well known offshoot of the Greater Saltwater Sequential Thread.”
** “They’re…mating…”
Are clams really happy??? **
They are now.
Real Life Meetings of Members
"They’re…mating…"
Just a reminder that your friendly neighborhood board administration are not responsible for any events which happen to occur during any real life meetings of the members.
Was Cagliostro an Immortal?
I don’t care
Well…Good for you, I guess.
**“They’re…mating…”
School Discipline Issue **
I think you waited a bit long for that “birds and the bees” talk.
**I can’t believe someone actually used to wear this once…
Amazing 3D fractals **
Puts the discomfort of things like tuxedos and high heels in perspective.
**“They’re…mating…”
Keeping the cat out of the kitchen and the dog off the bed. **
Dunno … get them a motel room?
** Fellating bats.
“They’re…mating…”**
Are clams really happy???
Fellating bats.
Ah, the tragedy of drug-addicted clams, turning cheap tricks by giving blowjobs to bats for enough money to buy a rock of crack. They don’t show you that one on “Wild” Kingdom.
Top of the page, in IMHO:
Cop tases 10 year old. FBI investigates
Does Anything “Shock” You Anymore?
I don’t think the kid was “shocked”. I think he was just plain shocked. It’s a Taser!
** Ask the Massage Therapist
Help! Can’t connect to wireless router. **
Wouldn’t be my first question
** I can’t believe someone actually used to wear this once…
Magic Cacti! **
Well, that explains why technology wins out over magic.
"This magical outfit will protect you from your enemies! Unfortunately it’s made from a cactus… "
“Ummm. I think I’ll stick with plate armor, thanks.”
**New eyeglasses - what to look for?
Christmas presents a non-crafty person can make for cheap/free? **
Actually, you should probably go to a proper optician.