Sequential Threads- short and sweet

**Is This As Funny As I Think It Is?
Cop tases 10 year old. FBI investigates **

Depends on the noises the kid made.

**How many sex partners per year have you had…

Dressing For Job Interview For Part Time Low Level Jobs **

Insert your own joke about undressing for job interviews.

**Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now?
No, I don’t have $5 to give you for gas. **

Wow, things are that bad already?

** New Rescue Cat (with obligatory picture)

Ask The Cougar **

** They say Sarah Palin isn’t smart enough to be POTUS (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4)
Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now?**

**Biographies of people who faced their own mortality
Jesus! (video of Linda Ronstadt and Bobby Darin)
**

** What does your username say about you?

I don’t care **

OK, I don’t have any imagination for my username either, but I wouldn’t put it that way …

Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now?
On call means your ass comes IN when I CALL.

So, which one is it? Do you want her to come in, or do you want her to leave?

** What does your username say about you?

I don’t care **

**How does one track their winnings at a casino?

Ninja Throwing Stars
**

Real or Scam?
Cheap solar panels

Hey! These are just spray-painted poster board! :mad:

What would surprise someone from 1959?
Death wishes.

No, I’m pretty sure they existed back then too.

As seen from the main view of the forums:

What perks do hot women get?
Fresh Balls.

:smiley: You win.

Hot Monkey Love Day is November 23
"They’re…mating…"

Well yeah, that’s the idea.

**Why are '57 Chevys so popular?
Death wishes.
**

**What perks do hot women get?
Crazy pecs
**

Now with pictures!

Still not as awesome as my first one.

Legal Question about Obscenity Law
What’s the record for one-handed typing speed?

…Need Answer Fast? :dubious:

**Creepy Google Maps link
Very Vaguely Creepy
**
No, it’s pretty damn creepy, I tells ya!