Sequential Threads- short and sweet

Bangkok’s Body Snatchers
Very Vaguely Creepy

Mmmm, I think I’d send that one up the creepiness scale a bit.

** I can’t believe someone actually used to wear this once…
how often do you wear a kippah? **

People wear smoked herrings on their head?

Postal Truck in a red zone?
Menstruation and orgasm

So, if you were looking for a job in Charleston, SC…
Bangkok’s Body Snatchers

:dubious: I don’t know what kind of work they offer, but I’d be very cautious if I were you.

What’s The Longest Fight You Ever Had With Your Significant Other?
My mom, I love her but she needs to stop sending me this crap

:eek: Your mom is your significant other?

No, I don’t have $5 to give you for gas.
A hearty F
* YOU**

Let the holiday mini rants begin
Laudnem, you’re an ass.

Not bad, but try to tie it in to a holiday somehow.

Car dealership service writers…a question for you.
What would you do…?

Uhm, you need to describe the circumstance first.

Dreams so odd they cannot even be expressed
Made to watch graphic anti-abortion film at school ?

Wow, that would be a pretty odd dream.

**Whatcha Readin’ Nov 09 Edition
Thrilling Books. **

Could you be more specific?

Sequential Threads is no longer short and sweet. When we get to page seven, someone start a new one.

** Maybe I was Wooshed…

Sonic booms.
**

That’s a BIG whoosh

** I’m applying to be a restaurant server what should I know?
How Long Will Lenin’s Corpse Last?**

I’m pretty sure they won’t ask that in the interview, but it never hurts to be prepared.

Ever wondered if our universe is just the inside of a person?
Adorable misconceptions I had as a kid.

From New Posts:

This is beyond insane (proposed Ugandan bill regarding homosexuals)
How long should I boil the carcass?

Man, those Ugandans are harsh! :eek:

THE money shot: Have you ever?
I want to earn a second income

My balcony is a racing pitstop
Now that I have my snow tires on…

In that case I’d probably take them off if I were you.
How Long Will Lenin’s Corpse Last?
Man, just let the dog die in peace

I don’t like opera, but …
Star Trek: The Two Spocks

That would be the awesomest opera ever.

Imminent sex after long hiatus. Should I lower her expectations in advance?
Where do I start with this whole blogging thing?

:eek: No! Whatever you don’t blog about it. Keep this matter private between the two of you.
What perks do hot women get?
A murder, a clue and a twist

What Will Happen in 2012?
Ever shit yourself?

You will… mark my words.

**Amy Winehouse. My first exposure
Imminent sex after long hiatus. Should I lower her expectations in advance? **

Duuuuude. :frowning:

First mistake: your first exposure to Amy Winehouse should not be imminent sex after a long hiatus. For either of you.

Second mistake: ever getting into the imminent-sex zone with Amy Winehouse.

Sonic booms.
Geez what a STENCH!
A quick giggle for you - Michelle Obama

Oh, don’t be so childish. Farting is completely natural, even for First Ladies.