**Fitting a 33" inch deep fridge into a 31" deep space
How Easy Is It For A Woman To Get Pregnant? **
OK, I can’t be the only one with a dirty mind every time I read the first thread title …
Story update! Breaking news:*
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balloon full of fart and a pin
Is there any law under which the White House dinner party crashers could be prosecuted?**
Well, if they frame the First Lady for farting during dinner, there had better be!
What would you do if you cleaner was trying to curse you?
Ever shit yourself?
What Will Happen in 2012?
Imminent sex after long hiatus. Should I lower her expectations in advance?
**Toothache. What’s the best way to kill the pain?
Poll: Do you own a gun? **
It will kill more than the pain, though.
How Easy Is It For A Woman To Get Pregnant?
Advice, please: evaluating fertility clinics
Imminent sex after long hiatus
Not the most humorous I’ve seen, but it works. Pic.
What are your favorite nintendo Wii games?
Tiger Woods injured
It’s bad enough the media is making a mountain out of a molehill, but now the video game industry is exploiting this? Damn!
Why are t-mobile salespeople so inept?
Um, ur … no, wait, let me rephrase that
Nope, too late; you’ve already insulted them.
“Welcome to ‘Tiger Woods Injured.’ Please select type of injury.”
“You have selected ‘Car crash.’ Please select level. I suggest ‘Wrong Way DUI.’”
“You have selected ‘subdevelopment scratch’.”
“Tiger has landed in ‘Emergency Room’.”
That was pretty funny.
**What’s it like being in medical school?
“Decade from Hell?” **
Fourteenth amendment question
Why is my dogs anus swollen?
Now that we’ve got advanced CGI they should make…
Creepiest commercial ever.
**When leaving the house.
What is a good brand of wristwatch?
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Ummm - one that won’t break?
**Take Cyber Monday and shove it.
Stop Using “Cyber” in the Names of Online Promotions **
I mean it! Stop it right now!
(As per OP’s request,we’re only 5 posts away from page 7, new thread should be started Real Soon Now.)
A hearty F* YOU
But… I’m white… and I have a jacket! **
F*** you anyway!
**The long term effects of recession & middle class squeeze
Atomic Bombings of Japan **
Eliminating the competition?
**How Easy Is It For A Woman To Get Pregnant?
Guests and towels **
She: “I’m pregnant!”
He: “I TOLD you not to use the guest towel!”
Lou Dobbs for President
Honduras elects a new president. What now?
Yeah Hondurans, how do you like a white guy taking away a job from you? Huh? HUH?
** You can’t leave the house
When leaving the house.**
**Honduras elects a new president. What now?
Atomic Bombings of Japan **
Okay, maybe they should bring back the old President…
** Is it wrong to pray for your football team to win?
Alternatives to miracles performed by Jesus **