How do I use my Coolwater cologne gift pack?

In My Humble Opinion
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My wife bought me a Coolwater cologne gift pack for Christmas. It contains a bottle of aftershave, a bottle of “eau de cologne”, a tube of “moisturizing body lotion”, and a tube of “shower gel”.

Now, I’ve always been the kind of guy who just splashes a little cologne or aftershave on every morning. I have no idea what to do with shower gel or moisterizing lotion. Is there some kind of protocol for using these items? Do I use the aftershave right after shaving, and then put the cologne on afterwards? Is the “shower gel” a type of liquid shower soap? Someone give me some advice!

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It depends on how strong the smell is. I’d suggest just using one product at a time if it’s particularly strong.

Yes, “shower gel” is just a cute name for liquid soap, and can be used in exactly the same manner. (Instructions upon request.)

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i’ll take a stab at it.

the items are to layer the scent onto you.

  1. shower with the shower gel.
  2. slop on the moisturizing body lotion on your bod.
  3. spray the eau de cologne into the air and walk through it.
  4. shave and slap on the after shave.
  5. scream from the effects of the after shave.
  6. hopefully people will not smell you before they see you.