I’m good with grammar. I’m good with board rules. I’m good with brownnosing Cecil (hey! Quit it! Stop that! Ow!)
So, how do I apply?
On the next full moon at midnight, leave a large brown paper bag with $20,000 in used, unsequential bills in the hollow of the old oak tree behind the cemetery. Come alone. Tell no-one of this. If you follow these instructions to the letter, you will be contacted.
Send an email to TubaDiva expressing your interest.
I did, no dice. Better start collecting those unmarked bills…
Send it again. She gets a lot of emails. Did you put SDMB in the title?
Not only does she get a lot of emails, but the moderator application process (such as it is) is slow. Slower’n moles’ asses. Plus, her emailspam filter sometimes discards things at random, especially if you used a word like “Viagara” in the title. So, try again, be sure that “SDMB - Moderator application” or something like it is in the title.
Viagara Falls!
Slowly I turned. Step by step… inch by inch…
My last two or three mails to TubaDiva have bounced back to me. There could be more AOL strangeness.
Don’t you have to be a member of the SDMB Clique[sup]TM[/sup] first? I thought you did anyway. Maybe they have lowered the membership standards.
Dunno why I’m having email troubles, please keep trying.
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TubaDiva@aol.com
TubaDiva
However your application process goes, I’d like to thank you for volunteering.
It looks to be a pretty thankless job, so it’s nice that people want to do it.
In January. Some of us have been in the pipleine for a couple of years now. 