Right. So. I tend to wear sandals for comfort and ease of use. With sandals I don’t have to hunt for socks or fiddle with laces or anything like that, it’s just boom–shoe–go. I also have an uncommonly wide toe bed but normal heels, which means my feet have roughly the same shape as a duck’s.
Because they are feet, they get stood on and bashed into things and they kick things and they are exposed to the weather a lot. So my toes are fairly dry and my toenails are far from pretty.
Considering that I seem to be showing them off an awful lot, do you Dopers have any suggestions for getting my feet into better shape and looking less freaking terrifying?