My local Wal-Mart installed a few self-checkout lanes a few years ago, and perhaps because they were so popular (with the store, not the customers), they expanded the area about 2 years ago. As of today, about half the entire checkout area is the self kind, and nearby are 10 regular lanes that have no attendants – ever – so are useless.
When I first tried the selfie machines, I didn’t like them at all. The constant “unknown object in the bagging area” and other nonsensical announcements were too annoying, and you could hear me all over the store yelling at the machines, telling them that they were only computers, and poor ones, too, and “I am HUMAN, so I OUTRANK YOU!!”
But not long ago, I tried them again, and now I prefer the selfie lanes over the regular lanes by far. Here’s why.
WM replaced the old machines with the 2.0 version, and they no longer pay any attention to what’s on the left or right side of the register. It doesn’t weigh or count anything (although I’m pretty sure we all are on camera). You can put anything anywhere, including directly into or from a cart, even the same one.
And I have become more accustomed to where the barcodes are (usually on the bottom of objects), and how to get a bc on a circular object to read (roll the object against the scanner). If I have multiple, identical items, I can wave one of them past the scanner multiple times instead of passing each one individually (there is a function to enter multiples, but it requires an attendant, so fuck that.)
And I have gotten used to ignoring any attendant who hovers, but grabbing one who doesn’t right away if I need her to handle liquor and I don’t want to wait.
The only trouble I ever had with an attendant was when I was shopping for two of my house-bound neighbors. This clerk thought she had caught me not ringing up 3 items that were still in my cart – “Don’t forget these!” I don’t think she’ll ever challenge me again, as I made it clear that she was out of line and I was ringing 2 orders separately no matter what she said.
So how do you feel about self checkouts now? Do you use them or not? Are the ones in your neighborhood version 1.0 or 2.0?