In that case, here are a dozen roses, and please have a seat as I sing you a love song…
[me singing]La-dy, from the moment I saw you
standing, whoa whoa all alone…[/me singing]
Oh Geobabe, if only I could count the grains of sand on a beach, or all the stars in the sky would I be able to measure your beauty, for your loveliness knows no bounds, and cannot be equaled.
Oof. Hang on a sec while I decide whether to forgive you for getting that song stuck in my head.
knocks on door Excuse me is this the thread where… sees large amounts of mush and lovey dovey kinda stuff going on
backs out slowly
gets kicked back in by Cranky
FINE FINE!!
So um… how you ladies doing?
Knock yourself out, babe.
Geobabe, mano grazi mylimoji, your picture on the People Pages is totally hot!
Rrrowr!
All the blokes will be after you now. Just remember me, tave mileju, tave buciuoju tukstantiu buciniais.
Oh, like they weren’t before. Problem is, none of them seem to be in the same time zone as me. sigh If I could just get somebody who is geographically compatible to chase me, I’d be a happy girl.
Jomo Mojo said:
<petting and stroking celestina’s fur>
I sure do love to hear that purr!
Oooh, a rhyme! What other kinds of original poetry can compose for me, Sugar? 
I looked at the picture, all I can say is a quote I learned from my dad: “Damn girl you make my sticker peck out” (He’s an uncurable hill billy)
so, uh, how do you feel about fat old ugly married guys?
[sub]crossing his fingers[/sub]
Along with cold beer varieties, and red wine,
“Screaming Orgasm”, “Sex On The Beach”, “Bartender’s Semen”, and some other imaginative cocktails are being served now!!
Come over and party on with a bit more juice in you!!!
[sub]And they are free to boot[/sub]
PS: Celestina and Geobabe…
I have a feeling it would be such a blast to work with you ladies…
Would you mind being the waitresses for one party?
Oh bartender? May I have a little “Bartender’s Semen”? I’ve never tried it before, and I’m always up for something new.
Always preferred a “Slow Comofortable Screw” myself but I’ll wait for waitress service to begin. 
*/////TP!!!\\*
Ok, please be my guest.
But keep in mind, it might be addictive!
[sub]…and goes very well along with the SOTB…(/sub)
Verrain, you just may have to get me one of those when you come to NY… 
Well if I hit all the lights I could be there in two hours.
Oooh, sorry, married’s a deal breaker. We can still be friends, though…
Oh, and Verrain? What was that you wanted again?
I am 1 hour away from the DC area by plane…
And you’re waiting for…?
wanders up to the bar, sees Watermelon man busy
Geez, gotta do everything myself around here!
wanders behind the bar, mixes up some stuff, gulps it down, makes a face, then tries again
Whoo! Now this is a party! Uh, this IS a party, right?
notices MrBlue standing alone
Okay, I’m still not really participating in this thread, so I’ll just yell all this from over by the door.
MrBlue92, you are
And you:
Seriously, any of you Doper females who are fooled by his quiet ways and self-deprecating refusal to flirt overmuch are missing the boat here. I’ve checked out the guy, and we’re talking prime Grade-A beef.
(pardon me for the objectification of your person, MrBlue) leers a bit