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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
41

Oh, the temptation! And I am home from work today, too…

42

Hey {{{Watermelon Man}}}, I will try my best to waitress for you while I wait for Jomo Mojo to recite his next poetic creation for me. :slight_smile:

Hmmm. What Verrain’s having sounds really intriguing.

[sidles up to Verrain]

{{{{{Verrain}}}}} I’d ask you for a sip of your drink so I can make sure that Watermelon Man put enough of the right ingredients in it, Sweetie, but it seems like you’re being rather well taken care of.

[goes over to Verrain]

So mrblue92, have you put in your drink order yet? What would YOU like to drink?

43

I don’t need any of those fancy schmancy mixers you guys are making up. Just give me a mrblue. On ice. Oh and with a cherry on a little sword. Thanks. :smiles mischieviously at mrblue:

44

Last time I checked, I was not a doctor. But I can play one upon request. (Of course, it would likely end up being a doctor of psychiatry…)

Only because it’s on loan from the Cranky Collection… :wink:

Oh, you seem very sorry… :slight_smile:

Looks like I’m already drunk!

45

1). An invitation.
2). A time and place.
3). my company to pay for my next business trip to DC (should happen in Nov. or Dec.)
4). The 5 mile line at the airport security checkpoint to recede.
5). To make sure I am forgiven for getting a song stuck in your head

46

So it’s okay that I drink you, mrblue?

47
  1. I thought that was implicit in the discussion already. Sheesh. Are you always this thick? Oh, wait, you’re male. Never mind.
  2. See 3)
  3. I’m not sure I want to wait that long. I’m an impatient little hussy.
  4. I am well worth any effort expended on my behalf, I assure you.
  5. The Brahms Requiem is back in there now, so you’re off the hook, at least for the moment.
48

I notice, Geobabe, that you didn’t extend that invitation to me. After all, mrblue won the heart of our fair dlgirl, so I can’t knock the bottom of her. Therefore, I think it’s only fair that I be allowed to throw it in you. I mean, after showing me your luscious cleavage, how am I supposed to not want to?

49

Oh, are you done throwing yourself at all the other women of the SDMB? :wink: I didn’t extend the invitation to you because you weren’t here. You wanna chase me, you gotta chase me. I ain’t gonna go chasing you.

Are you spending a lot of quality time with those shots of my cleavage? I notice they haven’t been posted anywhere. Greedy thing.

50

Um… um… I don’t… um… well… [sub]ok.[/sub]

51

Well, if they’re on the house, I’ll take a Suffering Bastard or a Screaming Viking.

52

Mmmmmm…Good. Then I’ll just sip here and bite here…:wink:

53

Darn it! I meant that last post for mrblue.

54

Oh, the way you belittle and degrade me is getting me so aroused, I’ll be there in an hour.

No, really, I’ll be there in an hour.

55

Hey, now…there’s a pecking order. And you, my dear Geobabe, are definitley in the top 5.

Hey, I’m a single, unattached guy. Of course I’m hoarding those pictures for my own use!

56

AHEM Hello?? I thought we had a thing going here. But geez, if the lovely and talented Geo is in your top five, there’s no WAY I can get any higher than, say, 45 or so. sigh Back to the drawing board… [sub]unless, of course, I’m somewhere on Geo’s list…[/sub]

-BK

57

And how on earth did I miss this earlier? To think, I almost missed out on a special drink from the best looking bartender in the place. To make it up to you, I will take some Sex on the Beach with my Bartender’s Semen… and I see myself coming back for more of both.

58

OW! Hey!

59

Sorry sweetie…was that too hard?

60

Just surprised me… hey, is that Brian Molko over there?

steals a kiss