How do YOU make the baby Cthulhu say "Gotcha Ya"?

Hey, let’s make a mish-mash of our favorite threads and posts and regurgitate 'em here:

Sea Monkeys with Morality vs Circumcized Jack Dean Tyler
Who Would Win?

Most Embarrasing thing witnessed on Enterprise (spoilers)

What happens to your favorite doper screenname, but only on May 33?

In response to the title, dangle a tentatcle too close too its mouth.

Lest We Forget – Goat Porn

Favorite Nazi Groundhog Pimple Stories

The Very Vaguely TMI Thread

Ask the___ guy to join me in the Pit.

How did they make soylent green out of people? (spoilers)

Insoluble riddle: what happens to the missing thirtieth ~gry

Fake fossil human moon footprints prove the face on Mars will go to hell for being gay

Resolved: guns were created ex nihilo by God

Catholicism is meaningless

Can G W Bush travel faster than light?

Should gays be allowed to have sex with Democrats?

What kind of women like moon hoaxes?

Did the liberal media conspire to suppress this article about Michael Jackson?

Help me explain to my friend why it’s physically impossible to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Has anyone had any experience with using the UN Security Council in a gasoline engine?

New UK rule to require condoms on dogs–agree or disagree?

Why don’t the atheists try to kill me, since they are all going to hell anyway?

What’s the difference between Unitarians and Unitarians?

Do gay animals exist and should they be allowed to have sex?

Ask the Smashie guy!

Cecil reverses the polarity of Michael Jackson’s baby.

UN inspectors unify Catholics, Phi, and quantum fractals.

Was the Moon Dopefest a fake?

The ‘All Your Base’ Compendium

When Esprix Attacks

Ask Fenris’s left testicle about the ozone layer in the Pit

Question about religion and yo momma jokes

Is Cecil Adams really a Gay Guy?

Alright! Enough already with the new suggested smilies!

Esprix

Ever shit your pants?

Is the Taliban protected by copyright?

“The Whole 9 Yards” - answers from the writings of Nostradamus

What if LotR was written by the One-Trick Pony Chowder and Marching Society wearing Tug-Ahoy’s while running with scissors?

Ask the monkey butler!

if Ask the gay cop BDSM guy! were written by anyone else ever do this?