In addition to the using Retard Voice and Exagerated Manarisms, I will come up with a nickname for them that reflects whatever trait I am mocking.
ie
“Smoky Smokerson” - Someone who NEEDS his cigarette every 15 minutes
“Johnny Nocash” - When someone forgets money
“Big-boobs Sally” - When a girl (who is named Sally) intentionally shows off her boobs to get attention.
I also have Mocking Little Girl Voice. For example:
“Boo hoo hoo!!! I’m scared to drink a shot of Jeiggermeister!” (in a high pitched falsetto voice).
Highly effective at applying peer pressure.
When mocking a close friend, a group of us will often create an elaborate running joke that will go on litterally for days. We’ll chant their name or incorporate it into odd, everday items. Sometimes we will twist local events into something that mocks our friend (like carrying placards with the guys name during an actual protest march).
One of the supervisors at my job has a death stare that actually works. She was walking up behind me, holding a glass bowl, gave it her death stare and BAM, the whole thing exploded in her hands. Later that day, she killed a car that cut her off.
General Patton thought he was too nice-looking to be credible, so he’d practice scowling in front of his mirror. He felt that a mean looking general would get more respect. In the film “Patton”, it is never mentioned, but George C. Scott does Patton’s manufactured scowl while looking over some unkempt US soldiers.
I wait for a straightline, which comes along more often than a lot of people realize.
Last week, for the umpteenth time, I walked into in of my coworker’s office and fixed some little MS Outllok issue in about 2 seconds. She looked at me a little guiltily (because she wouldn’t take the online training course to learn some routine functions and views), and said, “Jim you must roll your eyes at us.”*
“Every single day”, I said.
meaning some in the department who’ve moved involuntarily and with some resistance learned to use as an office tool, to greater or lesser extent.
I can be very condescending.
I will also persist. I invite you, my victim, to contribute. “Is there something you’d like to add?”
I show attention to detail. I can remember everything, but don’t worry, I’ll remind you.
I command the floor.
A co-worker was giving me some trouble. He’s a cowardly piece of trash, and wouldn’t look me in the eyes when I was telling him off. He averted his eyes.
“Is there something over there that I don’t know about; that I should be looking at too?” I demanded.
He looked up, with a wounded look.
“That’s right, look at me when I’m talking to you!” I said.
Maybe that’s derision, not mockery, I don’t know for sure.
Stay in my good books, or you’ll be in my hymn book…
Fuck him…, and him…, and him…
Ha! You people know nothing of the deathly glare! I’ve mastered the art of facial expression altogether People know exactly what I’m thinking just by the look on my face. I don’t even have to talk anymore. In fact, I haven’t spoken a word in months.
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I distort my mouth by moving my jaw to the right and placing my tongue between my teeth, while smacking the back of my right hand against my chest, fingers pointing down, elbow out.
I ask them to explain their thought process bit by bit.
“Now explain this to me… beacuse I’m a little confused here. You wanted to turn in front of me but you didn’t indicate. Why was that? Did you forget that if you turn in front of a moving car you could get killed? Did you think you were supposed to indicate where you’re not turning? Are you retarded? Suicidal? Or, just maybe, you’re a FUCKING MORON! Now which is it?”
IRL, I’ll only mock people that I know well enough and to be sure it will be taken in good humour; I tend to go for a two-pronged approach, something like:
“Are you going to stop asking pointless inane questions, or am I going to stab you in the head with a pair of scissors?”
<pause>
“Perhaps on second thoughts though, I should aim for a vital organ”
