Did you tell her your name was Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
Tell her that what you have to write is so astonishing, that you need access to the whole surface of both breasts to properly contain it.
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“I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this tit is too small to contain.”
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I was once playing in a bar and when I went to get a drink, a very cute girl said she liked my voice. I was flattered, and after a bit of banter, for some reason I said “remove your shirt, trust me, I’m a doctor”. And she did! She was wearing a little tanktop underneath, so nothing too revealing, but the whole thing made my night.
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I was at a party once , around Sr year in high school, sitting around in the bathroom (keg was in the tub) talking to 3 or 4 girls. A buddy came and dragged me off for some reason, and I jokingly said “When I get back, I expect you all to have your shirts off!”
I got sidetracked, and didn’t go back for another 30 minutes or so to get a beer, having completely forgotten my offhand comment, to find 3 girls hanging out in bras chatting!!
I never was able to harness my powers…
Very carefully?
“Breast Wishes”
With a roller brush.
[QUOTE=MannyL]
I asked her what did she want me to write and she responded with anything. So I was just going to sign my name although I was thinking why she would want that I have no idea.
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Well, I once met Johnny Rotten at a book signing, and the cute little punk teenager in front of me in line had him autograph her back. She was going to have it tattooed there after he did it.
Maybe this girl was going to get your name tattooed on her boob. Seems a little extreme just because she liked your singing, but maybe she thinks you are going to be a star someday. 
If you’re a patriot, you’ll grace it with a large Hancock.
Isn’t there some type of gum that turns your mouth black?
[QUOTE=pravnik]
“I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this tit is too small to contain.”
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Just had to comment that this made me laugh for 5 minutes.
A: With a silent prayer of thanks on your lips.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
A: With a silent prayer of thanks on your lips.
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I’m curious – why are the words “a silent prayer of thanks on” loitering in that sentence?
[QUOTE=MannyL]
I forgot I had a sharpie in there but I try to keep a pen on me because you never know when one is needed.
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Do you keep it in your breast pocket?
[QUOTE=yellowval]
You write, “Thanks for the mammaries.”
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“Property of Rysdad. If found, please return to…”
Don’t omit so much as a single jot or tittle.
If you’re lucky, in Braille.
Ouch.
How? With Cheez Whiz in a Can. 
[QUOTE=Fat Chance]
…3 girls hanging out in bras chatting!!
I never was able to harness my powers…
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OK, it’s worked twice. Clearly we’re onto something…