I just came here to see what the double entendre was. Turns out, none. Good job with the singing.
Oh in anyone is curious as to what songs I did they were
- Just A Friend-Biz Markie
- Baby Got Back-Sir Mix Alot
- Whoomp! There it is-Tag Team
- It Takes Two-Rob Base and DJ Ez-Rock.
When I did song 4 I took of my shirt after the take off your shirt makre sure it don’t hit the dirt part.
It drives most crowds crazy because I am a fat man but not ashamed about my body.
Its another reason for him not to carry a T/X. A stylus would just plain hurt… :eek: 
I’ve seen it done, but not had the pleasure myself. You use a felt tip or something that doesn’t require a lot of pressure. No, you don’t cop a feel with the other hand (believe it or not, it isn’t an invitation), and you just… sign. Usually starting at the cleavage and going across the top of her left breast so that you don’t get marker on her top.
I’m surprised she didn’t ask you to sign her big butt.
Gland to have met you.
The trick to properly signing your name on a breast is to make it look like you’ve been doing it your entire life. You must not show a hint of surprise, amusement or hesitation, just scrawl your Johnny Hancock across that funbag with the same attention that you would give to putting sugar in your coffee. *Of course * I’m signing my name on your breast, why wouldn’t I be doing that? For that reason alone, you should always have a sharpie on you. If you’re fancy, get one of those silver paint markers. Especially if the woman in question loves glam rock.
So when the next time this issue rolls around, I hope you’ll be prepared.
I would have asked her if she preferred a pearl-necklace draped gently over her cleavage verses an autograph. Just sayin’. See where that goes.
As pinkfreud said, you first need a felt pen.
Cup the breast in your off hand.
Begin signing your name.
Make a mistake.
Dab a napkin in an alcoholic beverage. Slowly and carefully clean it off.
Start over.
you can never go wrong with "Kilroy was Here…
Yeah, well, you’ve got a great voice. At least your speaking voice - I heard it once in an old “What do Dopers sound like?” thread. Clinched the nascent Dopercrush. If we ever meet, you can sign my breast! Hope you’re taking notes!
I would sign it
Regourds,
Shodan