Toasted bagels can present a logistical problem. The local bagel joint is not stingy with the cream cheese, nor is it that wimpy whipped stuff. So if you get your bagel toasted, when the cream cheese is appled, a layer of right next to the bun melts, creating, for all intents and purposes, a frictionless superfluid.
You bite into the bagel and splort, you have a lump of lukewarm cream cheese in your lap.
So, no toasty for me, and just a thin layer of cream cheese, in any case.
Daniel Pinkwater once said that a bagel is something you can slip in your pocket for a snack later, and, in a pinch can be a defensive weapon.
A bagel with a schmear is swell, but it gets in the way of the bagel’s own beauty. An Einstein’s pumpernickel bagel, toasted, with the merest hint of butter means… Well, it means that you don’t have to worry for the rest of the day about whether something wonderful will happen to you.
Ooh. I love those asiago bagels. Everything else is poppy seed with a bit of cream cheese and lots of high quality lox.
My husband and I were somewhere between amused and disgusted this past March at the sight of green dyed bagels. With just a little bit of food coloring they mocked his ethnicity and my culture.
First of all, it is morally wrong to put pork on a bagel. I don’t care if you’re Christian. Pork on a bagel just isn’t done.
Second, sweet bagels are good. There’s nothing quite like a cinnamon-raisin or chocolate-chip bagel, toasted, with butter (real butter; margarine is verboten at Chez Doors) or plain cream cheese. Panera has a honey-walnut cream cheese that is edible, too. They also have other good sweet bagels like French toast.
I’m not a fan of salty foods, so I limit my non-sweet bagels to plain, pumpernickel, onion, garlic, asiago cheese, or egg. Any of these are good toasted with cream cheese or untoasted with plain cream cheese, lox, tomato and red onion. No capers for me, thanks; those who like them can have my portion.
I like my plain bagel lightly toasted, and then I put quite a bit of cream cheese on it. Sometimes I’ll put ham on it, too, for breakfast or a light lunch. Since I’m an atheist, I don’t have to worry about religious connotations. Sometimes I’ll eat a bagel just plain, as the starch component of my meal, just like I’d have a dinner roll.